If you could change your name...

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Nimrod Ping.

 

[JEM]

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabbadoo.

 

[Trigger]

Bob Tibblehafflebiffle.

 

[gonzo666]

mine would be Gonzo Guzzler top name to go with a top bloke

 

[Van der Gully]

Leopold Van der Gully would do me fine.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Enid Prunehat.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Nimrod Ping.

A great name. He wasn't just a Brighton councillor. He was the bloke that designed the Sainsbury's store at the Vogue Gyratory (or the Ace cinema, as some of us remember it).

No need to mention the Gaiety. I know, but it was before my time.

 

[Marshy]

I want my brothers.....Rodney Marsh...Class

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Stanley Hungwell.
Or if I want to sound American Biff Schappel.
Or nascar driver Dick Trickle
Or a bloke I did some work for, Gaston Gauge III, which ment there were 2 previous sad twats with that name.

 

[jimmy hill's chin]

just plain Izar biggun for me