If you could be another NSC poster for a day

[Bozza]

I'd be Bozza and shut this place down for GOOD!

You bastard...

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Who's got the biggest tits?

I was thinking that, but having met everest I wouldn't want to be him

 

[caz99]

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

I'd be MYOB because it would be nice to have that carefree, total belief that at the tender age of 17 you know absolutely everything there is to know and are in a position tecture people nearly twenty years older than you how they are stupid and you are right.

Oh to be young again

 

[Strike]

I would want to be Perth Seagull as I would be living somewhere better than Crawley.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I'd be MYOB because it would be nice to have that carefree, total belief that at the tender age of 17 you know absolutely everything there is to know and are in a position tecture people nearly twenty years older than you how they are stupid and you are right.

Oh to be young again

Be quiet you religious freak

(joke)

 

[Gritt23]

I'd be Easy10, just so that I could impress the ladies with that 11 inch cock of his.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Gritt, you missed out the decimal point mate.

 

[Braders]

yeah and the number 11s not nessesary !

 

[Gritt23]

Gritt, you missed out the decimal point mate.

Okay, so it's actually 11.23 inches if you want me to include the decimals. I just didn't want anyone to think that I'd measured it that closely.

 

[alan partridge]

I'd be Strike.

Why? No idea.

 

[Easy 10]

I always find it incredible how accurately some people are able to ascertain the length of my cock as it is brutally inserted.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

I'd be Ben's Grandad and stop mixing it with the mystery investors.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Are there any Lipstick Lesbian Supermodels on NSC?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Are there any Lipstick Lesbian Supermodels on NSC?

Only on Tuesdays.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Only on Tuesdays.

Brilliant, Lipstick Lezzer Tuesdays. I'd quite like to be tedebear too to see what that Bass Meister Love Machine Zef is really like in the sack.

 

[SK1NT]

Danny Seagull coz he even has a filthier mind than me

ladies watch out

 

[Seagullible]

Twatty O so I could have all his money from his great job he keeps claiming to have and then give it to the Albion

 

[C1 BHA]

Id like to be Ernest, so that everyone would love me

 

[Biscuit]

any mod....