If you could be another NSC poster for a day

[Everest]

who would it be?

I'd vote for Kev The Ape. When posting, I could just tap out random letters on the keyboard. Somebody, somewhere (probably in Zambia), would understand it.

In a couple of days I'd know how lucky I was to be me.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

L I

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

I'd be El Pres. I understand he has an impressive porn collection.....

 

[Braders]

Kinkygerbil , Bozza or Safeway

 

[Lush]

Safeway, because he is FILTHY or Braders because he is young and sweet and innocent.

GOSH - how to choose?

 

[Easy 10]

Meade's Ball....just to have a wander round inside his head for a while.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I would be perseus.

I would set the record straight.

 

[Beach Hut]

Ernest - he's all man

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

On second thoughts Yorkie - Then I would take a very long shower

 

[perth seagull]

I'd be Insider, to get all the club gossip and meet some of the players and staff. Also to get free tickets to games and maybe even free merchandise.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Stumpy Tim, because then I'd be in sunny Sydney init?

 

[NMH]

I'd be NMH, he's absolutely BRILLIANT !














....oh

 

[Withnail]

Who's got the biggest tits?

 

[Hungry Joe]

I'd be caz99, I've heard she's fit so I'd spend all day indoors in front of the mirror playing with my self in ways I hadn't experienced before.

 

[Artois]

I wouldn't be Safeway.

I've been inside him plenty of times already.

 

[caz99]

I'd be caz99, I've heard she's fit so I'd spend all day indoors in front of the mirror playing with my self in ways I hadn't experienced before.

dunno about that

I would be easy 10 so i can come out with constant witty and funny comments and imaginative stories, its a great gift making people laugh

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd be Mr Turd. I like his name, even if he is just an alter-ego.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Meade's Ball....just to have a wander round inside his head for a while.

I do £14.99 all inclusive tours. Little ones get in free, but must be accompanied by an adult.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

London Irish so I could spend the day getting on my high horse, patronising other posters and generally being right about EVERYTHING.

 

[Marc]

I'd be Bozza and shut this place down for GOOD!