If you could be a cartoon character ........

[Stat Brother]

He's an idiot, he could just buy some roadrunner steaks from Acme Co. The money he's wasted on rockets and rollerskates over the years is scandalous.

It's a much deeper relationship than that.
Mr W.E Coyote is clearly getting food elsewhere.
As you say he has access to a small fortune.

It would seem that he thrives on the primal desire to hunt.
If that were to be taken from him, ie catch that annoying f***nut, Wylie would be left with nothing.
He'd be a shell of his former self the shrewd, cunning, machiavellian Wylie would cease to exist.

 

[red star portslade]

The Sex pest that is

 

[bernster]

 

[brakespear]

If we're talking US cartoons then either Jake from 'Adventure Time' or Shaggy from 'Scooby Doo' (because he's officially going out with Velma nowadays )

 

[Eric Potts]

I probably wouldn't choose to be him , but he comes close to sharing my outlook on life.

 

[melias shoes]

It's a much deeper relationship than that.
Mr W.E Coyote is clearly getting food elsewhere.
As you say he has access to a small fortune.

It would seem that he thrives on the primal desire to hunt.
If that were to be taken from him, ie catch that annoying f***nut, Wylie would be left with nothing.
He'd be a shell of his former self the shrewd, cunning, machiavellian Wylie would cease to exist.

I disagree,he would then turn his attention to that aggravating yellow feathered **** that is TWEETY PIE.

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

 

[vegster]

I would be the brains behind Danger Mouse, Penfold.

 

[Stat Brother]

I disagree,he would then turn his attention to that aggravating yellow feathered **** that is TWEETY PIE.

What assuming Tweety lives in LA, Wylie going to drive a minimum of 10 hours just to find another annoying bird.
I'm not buying that.

He'd be better dropping down to Albuquerque and hooking up with Mr White.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'd be dougdeep

 

[El Sid]

I wouldn't care what I looked like as long as I was a creation of the GIF Dude.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Bananaman

 

[melias shoes]

What assuming Tweety lives in LA, Wylie going to drive a minimum of 10 hours just to find another annoying bird.
I'm not buying that.

He'd be better dropping down to Albuquerque and hooking up with Mr White.

Once he's on a mission he doesn't care what it takes. Just look how many times he's tried with Road Runner. Once Tweety is on the radar he really wouldn't care how far he has to go. Just a matter of time.......

 

[Harry H]

That porno cat from the 70's.
Not Felix.
The cartoon porno one.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

 

[atfc village]

Bully Beef ,what a haircut.

 

[albion534]

Johnny Bravo

 

[Harry H]

Fritz the cat-that was the one!

 

[Philzo-93]

I'd be Bartholomew J. Simpson!!

 

[Cheshire Cat]