If you could appoint one film star (in character), to manage the Albion...

[Kosh]

Whom would it be, and (perhaps more importantly, will not perhaps really) which character...

For me...

Gia Maria Volonte: as Indio. (For a Few Dollars More)

Operatic, sweaty, gloriously over the top... beautiful. Post match interviews would be outstanding...

And what’s more, if that stop watch came out, there would be no f'ing injury time winners against us ever, ever again!

YouTube - Eastwood's Greatest Hits - For A Few Dollars More

You have to watch that, always cheers me up!

Rock On

Kosh

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Basil: Come on, start, will you!? Start, you vicious bastard!! Come on! Oh my God! I'm warning you — if you don't start… (screams with rage) I'll count to three. (he presses the starter, without success) One…two…three…!!Right! That's it! (he jumps out of the car and addresses it) You've tried it on just once too often! Right! Well, don't say I haven't warned you! I've laid it on the line to you time and time again! Right! Well…this is it! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing! (he rushes off and comes back with a large branch; he beats the car without mercy)

 

[Smythe]

Steve Stiffler from American Pie films

 

[Man of Harveys]

 

[footychick]

Darth Vader, he'd scare the players into winning.

 

[strings]

I would go with Morgan Freeman, he has played the President, he has played God, surely this is his next calling. Obviously he will need to produce miracles, so he will need to be in character as God from Bruce/Evan Almighty.

 

[Acker79]

Denzel Washington from Remember the Titans
Al Pacino from Any Given Sunday

(Sorry, forgotten their character names at the moment)

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I would go with Morgan Freeman, he has played the President, he has played God, surely this is his next calling:

You nicked my one!!!!!

 

[Kosh]

And we all know that Emperor Dick, is less forgiving than he is...

Yoda wouldn't be bad tho, would he?

"hmmmmm defence you call this? hmmmm how you get so far up league playing shit like this?"

Or even Obi-Wan...

"Well what I told you was true, from a certain point of view..."

"Certain point of VIEW?"

On second thoughts…

Angel Eyes, Tuco and Blondie… What a management team! Oh God I’m dreaming.

YouTube - Eastwood's Greatest Hits - The Good, The Bad The Ugly

Kosh

 

[MattBackHome]

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

For the totty. That and he's a vampire who can run at millions of miles an hour and fly and stuff!! Would be very handy as a player / manager - he'd just eat the bad players!!

 

[itszamora]

For the totty. That and he's a vampire who can run at millions of miles an hour and fly and stuff!! Would be very handy as a player / manager - he'd just eat the bad players!!

He'd have a hard job eating all of Kerry Mayo!

 

[Badger]

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

He'd have a hard job eating all of Kerry Mayo!

6 course meal

 

[Il Duce]

This is what we need right now.

 

[Trufflehound]

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

And we're just the guys to do it.

 

[johnny jigsaw]

Ben Kingsley as Don Logan in Sexy Beast

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Ricky Tomlinson Obviously

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Good shout but im not sure the pre match meal of 'oops' would be very effective

 

[e77]

The new coaching team: