If you are being sexually abused by your driving instructor..

[Napper]

I just said "No , thankyou Steve"

hahahah brilliant

 

[Lokki 7]

She actually married him and had a kid before failing her test.

Failed on the emergency stop?

 

[tedebear]

How the feck is a carrot down his trousers sexual harrasment??

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How the feck is a carrot down his trousers sexual harrasment??

Vegetables have feelings too, you know.

 

[Fungus]

Failed on the emergency stop?

Clutch control (he kept clutching her, she kept clutching at carrots)

 

[Lokki 7]

How the feck is a carrot down his trousers sexual harrasment??

Combined with the groping and offers of payment for sex I'd say we're safely out of the grey area to be honest tede.

 

[tedebear]

Combined with the groping and offers of payment for sex I'd say we're safely out of the grey area to be honest tede.

The other bits deffo! But a carrot down the trousers? thats frankly laughable - he should have been sent to clown school as punishment for that one!

 

[Nibble]

If she went back after being groped she deserves whatever she gets. He should not be doing it but for Christs sakes, women can be so bloody naive at times.

 

[Lokki 7]

The other bits deffo! But a carrot down the trousers? thats frankly laughable - he should have been sent to clown school as punishment for that one!

Just out of interest, did you have a very friendly uncle when you were a young girl who made special toys for you to play with but only when you were alone together and if you kept it as your special secret?

 

[tedebear]

Just out of interest, did you have a very friendly uncle when you were a young girl who made special toys for you to play with but only when you were alone together and if you kept it as your special secret?

No, I did have a reputation for kicking boys in the nuts though if they weren't nice so maybe that gave me special "special unlce keep away" charms....

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Carrots are usuall quite thin, I would have thought a cucumber would have been more impressive or a courgette at the very least

i'd need a MARROW to make it look accurate.

 

[bristolseagull]

Carrots are usuall quite thin, I would have thought a cucumber would have been more impressive or a courgette at the very least

marrow or butternut squash

 

[Clothes Peg]

At least this rules out where to store carrots, eh Gina?

Indeed it does. My driving instuctor once flashed her knickers at me whilst she was wearing tennis whites.

 

[clapham_gull]

She got away lightly, it could have been a three point turnip.