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[Misc] If you accidently solve a murder that happened in a foreign country, what do you do?



Me and my Monkey

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Nov 3, 2015
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Yes, something like that.



Good idea tbh.

How about this plot:

a Hungarian man pretends to convert into some obscure Budapest religion. He joins a sect. He steals all of their money.

He then moves to the US, what he does there is a bit unknown but he meets another Hungarian, a sports journalist covering the 1984 Olympics.

After that, he moves to Israel, pretending to be orthodox jewish and convince one of the rabbis to start a diamond store. He then steals all the diamonds, worth 60 million dollars, and moves around the world while the Israeli diamond business is trying to chase him down.

He then moves back to Hungary and hooks up with the guy he met in Los Angeles. He cant swim, and actually he is afraid of water, but somehow he becomes the manager of the Hungarian 1992 Olympics swimming team, and they win a bunch of medals.

After the olympics, he disappears, taking all the money of the swimming team with him. The sports journalist he met in LA takes his place in the Hungarian swimming federation.

Then, he gets himself a very expensive Archbishop-costume, takes the boat to Sweden and lives in Malmö for a year while pretending to be sent from the Vatican. People lend him money, he pays back double. Until one day when he doesnt. He is gone, with all their money.

He returns to Hungary and gets arrested. But the police have problems. They can only interrogate him for one hour at a time, or they fear he will take control over them. They let him out and give him an apartment and a gun.

Hs friend, the sports journalist from LA who replaced him as boss of the swimming team, is now also some kind of media mogul. But another media mogul says: "this guy is shady, and he is shady together with the weird fraudster guy".

The rival media mogul gets killed. Not much happens for 22 years until some secret recordings creates a case against the friend (the LA sportsjournol-media-mogul-swimming-guy) of our main character (the diamond dealing Archbishop 1992 Olympics swimming coach) and finds some, but perhaps not enough, evidence that they murdered the murdered guy (the other media mogul).

I didn't think anything could make me smile more than news of an approved vaccine today, but you just did, well done. You do realise, you've just incriminated the 1992 Hungarian Olympic swimming team coach in an unsolved murder case? I hope he doesn't read NSC.
 




Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Start a you tube channel.

"Swansman online - murder mystery, Graham Potter, sex dungeons, conspiracies and pizza reviews"

It's niche but there are several on here who will believe every word.
 




Swansman

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May 13, 2019
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Sweden
I didn't think anything could make me smile more than news of an approved vaccine today, but you just did, well done. You do realise, you've just incriminated the 1992 Hungarian Olympic swimming team coach in an unsolved murder case? I hope he doesn't read NSC.

Its chill. He is supposed to be dead and if he isnt, Interpol wants him.

"Everyone trusted Father Mac, who performed marriages and began investing his newfound friends´ money. A lot of money? Millions! When they came to receive their return on investment there was nothing except an empty flat. He was one of the greatest swindlers of the modern era. His real name was György Zemplenyi and for years he had been on Interpol's wanted list for fraud in several countries, including the United States, Australia, Israel and his native Hungary."
 






Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
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Worthing
My dog ate Shergar but I kept quiet.
 




wellquickwoody

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As it involves a former eastern bloc country, and probably their security services, I would stay as far away from it as humanly possible.
 




Mellotron

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Jul 2, 2008
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Brighton
This is a textbook Swansman thread. Top work.
 


One Love

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Aug 22, 2011
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Brighton
A good start would be

Ask a moderator to delete your posts on the "Obama is a satanist. HM The Queen is a giant murderous lizard!" thread.
 






Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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A good start would be

Ask a moderator to delete your posts on the "Obama is a satanist. HM The Queen is a giant murderous lizard!" thread.

He called me a facist, so I put him on ignore. But I think I'll unblock him now because, although we'll have him only for as long as G-Pott head coaches our team, I suspect he is the reincarnation of BG, his spirit filtered through a haze of weed smoke and essence of pizza, and that's good enough for me.
 


Swansman

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May 13, 2019
22,320
Sweden
He called me a facist, so I put him on ignore. But I think I'll unblock him now because, although we'll have him only for as long as G-Pott head coaches our team, I suspect he is the reincarnation of BG, his spirit filtered through a haze of weed smoke and essence of pizza, and that's good enough for me.

Pfft, deep down you know you are a little bit fascist...
 


Poojah

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Nov 19, 2010
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Leeds
You are an interesting character, Swansman.

And I mean that as a compliment, not a criticism by the way.
 




Beanstalk

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Apr 5, 2017
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London
I'd probably work out that a documentary is edited, and biased, and not take something I found on YouTube as gospel.

You're not the police, you're not even in the country. Why would you think you know the truth over those people?
 


Greg Bobkin

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May 22, 2012
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Get Rudi Guiliani, Jenna whatsername and that Kraken Doris on the case. They are the legal dream team who will know EXACTLY what to do.
 








AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,752
Ruislip
Ok here is the scenario, strictly hypothetical of course.

Lets say that 20+ years ago a journalist was murdered in some country in Eastern Europe. Like... Hungary.

12 years ago, someone from your country made this documentary about some relatively obscure Hungarian.

Suddenly, the murder of this journalism leads to a trial against a suspected murderer.

You discover that the obscure person featured in the old documentary you watched is linked to the murderer, and that there is one piece of information in the documentary that could perhaps solve this hypophetical Hungarian murder. And you are pretty sure that no one else has noticed it, since only you and a few thousand more saw this documentary.

What would you do?

Get Miss Lemon to call Captain Hastings and assist you in your quest for justice :)
 




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