If we make TOTP...

[Wardy]

I think all of NSC should be able to go on for the crowd part.

 

[Gazwag]

We won't have to apply for tickets will we

 

[Lord Bracknell]

We won't have to apply for tickets will we

Three coach loads of Liz Costa's blue and white army will definitely ensure that the BBC kill the programme off.

 

[Icy Gull]

What will being on TOTP do for Attila's street cred, will he refuse to do it? Then they'll have to show a video of an Albion game whilst the song is playing

 

[ShorehamGull]

Yes, great idea, all of NSC, the players, really get the message across

 

[Braders]

"NO standing up & singing , sit down"

 

[Lammy]

Who's gonna watch it though

BBC2 now.

 

[ShorehamGull]

I am sure we can arrange something to get everyone to watch it

 

[JP20]

We won't have to apply for tickets will we

I'm not queuing for another five hours!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What will being on TOTP do for Attila's street cred?

I'm more worried that the new boy band sensation of 2005 will turn out to be Tim Carder, Paul Samrah and The Large One.

Less than marvellous scenes.

 

[East Staffs Gull]

What will being on TOTP do for Attila's street cred, will he refuse to do it? Then they'll have to show a video of an Albion game whilst the song is playing

Perhaps a video, shot in the pouring rain, of the worst aspects of Withdean. Wouldn't need much imagination to shoot.

 

[Bwian]

Perhaps a video, shot in the pouring rain, of the worst aspects of Withdean. Wouldn't need much imagination to shoot.

Or much planning and using long range weather forecasts

 

[Lush]

Perhaps a video, shot in the pouring rain, of the worst aspects of Withdean. Wouldn't need much imagination to shoot.

Great idea.

 

[Hiney]

NEWSFLASH

Ticket allocation details have just been announced for the TOTP performance of Seagulls SKA / Tom Hark - We want Falmer.

Initially, only those members of NSC with over 5,000 posts will be able to apply. Applications must be submitted by abusive PM to Kev the Ape, who will then apply the following further screening process.

Anyone with more than 1,500 posts in the Word Association thread will be be rejected, as will anyone who has, within the last 3 weeks, resigned or taken a sabbatical from NSC.

Any poster who can show that more than 20 pictures have been submitted to the Thread full of Beautiful girls will have their request met in full, as will all members of the Daft Bints (because they're scary).

Any surplus tickets available after this process will be distributed as follows:

Anyone who has indicated support for Wrexham but HAS NOT posted any anti-Richie sentiments will be placed in a ballot for tickets. Anyone who has over 50% of their posts comprising of smilies only will be rejected.

Anyone who has posted criticisms of the Away Membership Scheme will be rejected.

Anyone who had to queue for more than 4 days for Play-off Final tickets will be rejected.

Any remaining tickets will be distributed to the people who can answer the following tie-break questions:

1. What date are the fixtures announced
2. Where is the best place to obtain a GOSBTS ringtone
3. What is the most popular sandwich among NSC members

If applicants cannot be separated under the above criteria, the people who come come up with the most words rhyming with HEN will receive tickets.

 

[Seagull Stew]

LMAO

Rest assured guys, we won't get on TOTP even if the song goes top 10. I guarantee it.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Perhaps a video, shot in the pouring rain, of the worst aspects of Withdean. Wouldn't need much imagination to shoot.

..........With some Cardiff/Goldstone footage chucked in so the public can see what was at the Goldstone, what's now at Withdean & what it could be (i.e Cardiff)?

 

[Icy Gull]

LMAO

Rest assured guys, we won't get on TOTP even if the song goes top 10. I guarantee it.

They'll have to put us on when we go straight in at No 1 though won't they

 

[Bwian]

They'll have to put us on when we go straight in at No 1 though won't they

That would be SO funny-"A new entry, yes it's number1 it's TOTP, Tom Hark by Seagulls Ska"

 

[pasty]

That would be SO funny-"A new entry, yes it's number1 it's TOTP, Tom Hark by Seagulls Ska"

and they could get Chrith Eubankth to hotht it again

 

[Juan Albion]

NEWSFLASH

Ticket allocation details have just been announced for the TOTP performance of Seagulls SKA / Tom Hark - We want Falmer.

Initially, only those members of NSC with over 5,000 posts will be able to apply. Applications must be submitted by abusive PM to Kev the Ape, who will then apply the following further screening process.

Yay!!!

Anyone with more than 1,500 posts in the Word Association thread will be be rejected,

Bum.