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If they built a slide from the upper west to falmer station...







halbpro

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2012
2,902
Brighton
Even though I don't use the train I reckon I'd use that. It'd be brilliant (and terrifying). Make it a water slide!
 


BRIGHT ON Q

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Jul 5, 2003
9,248
Surely it would be included in the travel voucher.
 










CP 0 3 BHA

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Nov 28, 2003
2,258
Northants
It would need to have a few twirls and turns on it - and be on a mat or an inner tube - but I'd be in! That is if it bypasses the queue of course!
 






Storer 68

New member
Apr 19, 2011
2,827
getting onto the platform at Falmer Station wouldbe hair raising
 


The stewards could wait at the bottom and run your mat back up! The stadium licence would allow you take alcohol on the slide as long as it was drunk by the end! ALSO THERE WOULD BE A JUNCTION ONE WAY FOR THE STATION THE OTHER FOR THE 25 BUS,SO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHICH WAY TO LEAN.??? IMAGINE A MILLWALL FAN STRUGGLING TO GET OUT THE WAY AT THE BOTTOM! WHACK!:blush:
 
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Shooting Star

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Apr 29, 2011
2,883
Suffolk
Bloody hell Rev, what's going on with your avatar?!
 






banjo

GOSBTS
Oct 25, 2011
13,430
Deep south
If it could come through the northstand I'd be up for it but would only pay half price as it would only be half the height.
 


Shooting Star

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Apr 29, 2011
2,883
Suffolk




bennibenj

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Mar 6, 2011
2,063
Sompting
How about a slide for us seagulls and a giant catapult for the visitors? maybe do it as part of the hatrick, the 3 half time lottery winners get a chance to pick a fan each and catapult them to the station?
 




Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
47,641
I envisaged one like they had on that Barclaycard advert a couple of years ago.

Then again I always wanted a firemans pole where I work (wahey...) so as to be able to respond to calls more swiftly. But I gather even fire stations are phasing out poles because they have to send their staff on safety awareness courses before they're allowed to use them :facepalm:
 


Only if they provide one of these at the top.

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Racek

Wing man to TFSO top boy.
Jan 3, 2010
1,799
Edinburgh
I envisaged one like they had on that Barclaycard advert a couple of years ago.

Then again I always wanted a firemans pole where I work (wahey...) so as to be able to respond to calls more swiftly. But I gather even fire stations are phasing out poles because they have to send their staff on safety awareness courses before they're allowed to use them :facepalm:

Series of stories made up by the media. Most stations are built on one floor but dont need them but if they have two floors then they will have one.

This is my QI training coming in to practice.
 


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