If the answer is Mark Hughes what is the question?

[FOOTSKI]

Smarties.

Only they know the answer.

ummmmm

 

[daveinprague]

Why even mention him?

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

I've got a lot of money to spend, but I don't want to be very successful. Who could I possibly bring in to manage my team?

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Which footballer, other than Richard Carpenter, has a tradesmans nickname??

 

[RupertsFlan]

I've got a lot of money to spend, but I don't want to be very successful. Who could I possibly bring in to manage my team?

My favourite!!!!!

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Who was paid to have a crap in the Palarse changing room ?

 

[WhingForPresident]

Who is the former Welsh international and Manchester United player, who doesn't like people to know that his real first name is Leslie?

My God, I just wiki'd this and it all makes sense. He does look a Leslie.

 

[RupertsFlan]

Leslie as in Leslie Crowther - he looks like a leslie in this context would suggest someone a little simpering, a little prim and precise - verging on camp.

A bit of a leslie - ie John Leslie - meant something very different a few years ago.

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Name someone who has probably shagged a sheep.

 

[Philzo-93]

Help required. I cannot find the question anywhere.

Who will send us to League One!?

 

[Hampden Park]

what are those wooden sticks, with tips on, next to your snooker table?

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

What is the name of the new BBC TV series starring political commentator Andrew Marr where he stands in lines around Post Offices countrwide to buy stamps chatting to fellow patrons?

 

[MJsGhost]

Which professional footballer followed up a highly successful playing career with an acting role playing Ailsa in Home & Away before stealing a living as a sh|t football manager?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Name a footballer who enjoyed success as a player at Manchester United, Barcelona and Bayern Munich before becoming a massively overrated uninspiring manager?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

What does your mum do when she arrives at the post office and sees that there are loads of people in front of her?

 

[rouseytastic]

Who do you think would look best in a leather gimp suit with a red snooker ball stuffed in his mouth saying woof woof over and over again....

 

[tinycowboy]

Which player was signed by Barcelona on the strength of one scissors kick?

 

[Albumen]

Who's thighs could feed a Welsh family for a week?

 

[joeinbrighton]

What does a Welsh farmer do when stood in a field of cattle whilst brandishing a thick marker pen?