If the amex stadium was ..............

[Cheeky Monkey]

Excuse me, I'm only allowed to post shit like this. If this thread gets more replys that my reincarnation thread I posted the other day I won't be happy. Oh bollox I've just helped along with one more

You cotton-headed ninny muggins Rowley. You never learn.

 

[wigman]

Transported back to the age the dinosaur with a full compliment of match day staff would the stadium be able to withstand the dangers around and would the stewards,ticketing staff be able to survive and rekindle the dominance of the human? How long could they last and would the amex be the birthplace of man or the final resting place of the chosen few?
Wanted to ask pb at the horsham fans meeting but never made it.

ps not sure if gg would be included in the transportation back through time.

You should be banned from starting threads and actually posting on here altogether.

 

[raymondbriggs]

Transported back to the age the dinosaur with a full compliment of match day staff would the stadium be able to withstand the dangers around and would the stewards,ticketing staff be able to survive and rekindle the dominance of the human? How long could they last and would the amex be the birthplace of man or the final resting place of the chosen few?
Wanted to ask pb at the horsham fans meeting but never made it.

ps not sure if gg would be included in the transportation back through time.

Dangerous question,Prescott wasn't quite born at the time of the Dinosaurs (Lewes residents,Famer nimbys,twats like NB, Lewes lib dems,anti councillors. f***ing Forfars) try to put it up then and they would win the public inquiry.

 

[Dr Q]

If it was transported back in its same position, it would largely have been underwater during the "time of the dinosaurs". Hope the Stewards can swim!

 

[Return of the Rev]

well i would suggest the stewerds use a gully girl king kong style and have her tied to the top of the tall lift shaft across from the back of the south stand in order to lure a large diplodocus into their trap.

Said animal could be skined for new loin cloths and meat. Bones could be fashioned into hoe's and forks in order to keep the pitch looking sharp, it;s teeth maybe fashioned into some form of primitive lawn mower.

It's large skull put on a spike as a warning to all large predators not to try and jump the queue for dicks bar.

Gully girls would have to be wrapped in some appealing greenery to entice the large herbivore over of course.

That's the spirit together we can save mankind with a super stadium and loyal band of staff that know how to take orders,could we convert the sprinkler system to work by pedal power,we could convert a warm up bike and r r could pedal for for tribe amex,should we incorporate the wsu water slide for quick evacuation?

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

You cotton-headed ninny muggins Rowley. You never learn.

That's the second time this week you've called me that you fiend. Take it back or I'll beat you to within an inch of your wife

 

[raymondbriggs]

That's the spirit together we can save mankind with a super stadium and loyal band of staff that know how to take orders,could we convert the sprinkler system to work by pedal power,we could convert a warm up bike and r r could pedal for for tribe amex,should we incorporate the wsu water slide for quick evacuation?

All the water needs would be well covered(literally) by the stadium being under 300 feet of crustacia filled water,foundations being hindered by the billions of uncompacted shells that have yet to form the downs.

 

[Return of the Rev]

all the water needs would be well covered(literally) by the stadium being under 300 feet of crustacia filled water,foundations being hindered by the billions of uncompacted shells that have yet to form the downs.

we would expect to have the stadia transported to an area above the sea,otherwise it would be pretty unfair on tribe amex.

 

[raymondbriggs]

Prgramme sellers could have their huts moved out from the concourses to the fringes of Bennets Field/Village Way/the A27 to give an early warning system in case a pack of Sabre Tooth Millwall fans approach the ground.

 

[raymondbriggs]

we would expect to have the stadia transported to an area above the sea,otherwise it would be pretty unfair on tribe amex.

NOW LOOK!!!!!!!! Martin Perry promised the Falmer Inquiry that the Stadium would not be visible from Ditchling Beacon.
AND YOU WANT TO PUT FALMER ON IT!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Fan.

 

[Kumquat]

Surely if we were transported back to the time of the dinosaurs we'd be playing in a shit ground, have Bobby Zamora up front and on the verge of back to back promotions. And the Amex WOULD be the birthplace of man...........I'm just going to the toilet to clean up. SHIT! WHERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND? WHY'S THE TOILET LOCKED? WHAT'S THAT SOBBING?