Bluejuice
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Couldn't we just uproot Whitehawk and dump it there?
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If No Stadium, what would you like at Falmer instead?
- Thread starter Marc
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Lammy
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incinerator!
Rather than burning Brghton's rubbish in Newhaven why not burn it in Falmer!
Rather than burning Brghton's rubbish in Newhaven why not burn it in Falmer!
Kev the Ape
New member
Shopping centre, the NEW churchill square.
ShorehamGull
He's now back
Travellers Site
Spiros
Well-known member
What the Falmer NIMBYs forget is that if we don't get our ground (and I believe we will) then a football club in our financial position is far easier to fight off than a company like Tesco. Compared to them we have limited financial and political muscle - they have the ability to 'influence' those in government to a level we could only dream about.
And as has been said before, perhaps a few of them should ask residents of Goldstone Lane to compare life next to a football club with that next to a retail park.
And as has been said before, perhaps a few of them should ask residents of Goldstone Lane to compare life next to a football club with that next to a retail park.
Uncle Buck
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 28,075
I would have thought the chances of an out of town shopping park are slim, as Government Planning guidlines are now against this.
Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
Theres so many to choose from. I'm going to go for some kind of factory that hangs up wild cats by their tails until they are screeching and really agitated and then releases them into the village. I'm not sure on the financial viability of such a venture though. Anyone care to draw up a quick business plan?
Tom Bombadil
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On reflection I think some sort of care in the community hostel, or an open prison, perhaps a rehabilitation centre for offenders.
S'hampton Seagull
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A Landfill Site.
Uncle Buck
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 28,075
Needle exchange centre?
Could then go a shoot up round the pond.
Could then go a shoot up round the pond.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Heathrow Terminal 5
Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
An army live rounds testing site? A few stray uranium enriched shells wouldn't be such a bad thing.
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Bwian
Kiss my (_!_)
- Jul 14, 2003
- 15,898
I went for a 24 hr Supermarket because if we don't get this stadium I want those blue rinse Little Britain NIMBY bastards to suffer every day remaining in their selfish lives. The bigger and noisier the supermarket-the better because then their property values will plummet.
Nothing like a thread connected to those selfish fuckers to wind me up
Nothing like a thread connected to those selfish fuckers to wind me up
perth seagull
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- Jul 5, 2003
- 5,487
A quarantine centre for people with dangerous diseases.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
perth seagull said:
No need for quarantine. It'd be better therapy for them if they're encouraged to go out and interact with the local community.
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Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
shingle said:
How would you go about getting planning permission for that?
Spiros
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Since when have 'government guidelines' got in the way of something that a liarge and rich corporation wants to do? It might just cost them a bit more in backhanders, sorry 'planning gain'Uncle Buck said:
Neon Light
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- Jan 8, 2004
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Although I think all residents of Falmer are wonderful human beings and are more than capable of changing their narrow minded, NIMBY, opinions, they would probably be best suited to some kind of amalgam of all the above.
Imagine the scene:
On the way home from your community service you could pop into the 24 hour LIDL to pick up yor special brew, aerosols, E number filled sweets for the kids, etc. You would bump into your next door neighbour who, incidentally, has just been relocated to the area following recent disturbances involving his previous neighbours/chavs who apparently found out about his appearance on the child sex offender's records. You could fill up with petrol (served by one of the illegal immigrants from the on site hoding centre) providing they weren't waiting for their 3am tanker delivery. Whilst waiting you could drop your recycling off and deliver your own household waste to the on site incinerator. Maybe you could then watch the Jumbos taking off from the nearby New 24 hour airport.
All this within a stone's throw of your newly built 'affordable housing' flat.
Such bliss compared with the 'terrifying' thought of watching tens of thousands of people enjoying seeing their local community flourish around, and within, an environmentally sound, state of of the art stadium and fulfilling the potential and dreams of local children for generations to come.
Sorry! That's why I don't post very often. Tend to get a little carried away.
Imagine the scene:
On the way home from your community service you could pop into the 24 hour LIDL to pick up yor special brew, aerosols, E number filled sweets for the kids, etc. You would bump into your next door neighbour who, incidentally, has just been relocated to the area following recent disturbances involving his previous neighbours/chavs who apparently found out about his appearance on the child sex offender's records. You could fill up with petrol (served by one of the illegal immigrants from the on site hoding centre) providing they weren't waiting for their 3am tanker delivery. Whilst waiting you could drop your recycling off and deliver your own household waste to the on site incinerator. Maybe you could then watch the Jumbos taking off from the nearby New 24 hour airport.
All this within a stone's throw of your newly built 'affordable housing' flat.
Such bliss compared with the 'terrifying' thought of watching tens of thousands of people enjoying seeing their local community flourish around, and within, an environmentally sound, state of of the art stadium and fulfilling the potential and dreams of local children for generations to come.
Sorry! That's why I don't post very often. Tend to get a little carried away.