[Albion] If Jamie Vardy played for the Albion …..

[Herr Tubthumper]

What would you do?

There‘s few players I truly detest and he’s one of them. An uncultured chav with a goon of a wife who’s as thick and chavvy as him. But if he signed for the Albion what would you do?

 

[jcdenton08]

He’s one of those players where if he’s one of yours you love him because he’s winding up opposition and fans, and doing whatever he can to give himself/his team an advantage, but everyone else hates him. Like Maupay and to a lesser extent Veltman.

Hypothetically, obviously, if he did the business I’d have no problems.

 

[Withdean11]

He’s a proper captain, at least.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

I think he's hilarious.

Particularly his eagle celebration against Palace

 

[Auckland seagull]

At 38 he's still too good for our defence. I'd take a 28 year old version in a heartbeat.

 

[tedebear]

He doesn't fit the model...so thankfully TB wouldn't even raise an eyebrow at him...

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

He’s one of those players where if he’s one of yours you love him because he’s winding up opposition and fans, and doing whatever he can to give himself/his team an advantage, but everyone else hates him. Like Maupay and to a lesser extent Veltman.

Hypothetically, obviously, if he did the business I’d have no problems.

I wouldnt

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I think he's hilarious.

Particularly his eagle celebration against Palace

Tedious is the word I'd use.

 

[jcdenton08]

I wouldnt

Fair do’s. He ain’t coming anyway so no need to worry.

Bruno Fernandes is one I’d hate. I find him incredibly annoying.

 

[amexer]

I still say Leicester are a very poor side and have a chance of getting relegated.
Apart from one header never looked like scoring.
If they were to score unlike most sides big chance it would come through just one player Vardy.
After we got 2nd is it to simple to say for last 10mins someone should be designated to man mark Vardy

 

[mothy]

Other - legend. One of the best to have worn the stripes

 

[Sorrel]

He’s a great striker and can motivate the team, as we saw. I wish he’d played for England longer.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Why is 'chav' still controversial?

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[Harry Wilson's tackle]

What would you do?

There‘s few players I truly detest and he’s one of them. An uncultured chav with a goon of a wife who’s as thick and chavvy as him. But if he signed for the Albion what would you do?

Bit harsh.

English footballers are not renowned for either their intellect or their partner preferences.

These are a good footballer. If we singed this goalscorer I'd be Team Vards.

If I wanted, for example, top notch conversation and a smorgasbord of interesting beers I'd be on the blower.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Fair do’s. He ain’t coming anyway so no need to worry.

Bruno Fernandes is one I’d hate. I find him incredibly annoying.

Agree.

Nobody wants a player with a face like a smacked arse.

I suspect part of United's demise is because he literally sucks the joy out of the side.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Why we're at it, why don't we mention Dixie Dean, he'd be 117 and still good enough to give our defence nightmares!

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Top quality striker.

Who cares about who his wife is. Just don't read tabloids if it upsets you.

What a career he has had

 

[peterward]

What would you do?

There‘s few players I truly detest and he’s one of them. An uncultured chav with a goon of a wife who’s as thick and chavvy as him. But if he signed for the Albion what would you do?

The only one I could never accept is the diving cheat Zaha.

Even though the meltdown in SE25 would be hilarious.

Luckily Bloom won't let happen as he's always failed when in bigger clubs at a higher level!

 

[Greg Bobkin]

He doesn't fit the model...so thankfully TB wouldn't even raise an eyebrow at him...

Danny Welbeck, James Milner and Adam Lalllllana would suggest that might not be the case...

 

[Jackthelad]

Is current Vardy better than what we have already? I’d say no. Peak Vardy however is a different story.