If it wasn't for a poorly toe I would have...

[Biscuit]

What's the difference between David Haye and my trousers?

My trousers have a belt.

 

[bhaexpress]

I know when I'm beaten.
Or been kicked into touch

Be thankful you don't have to pay or else you'd have to foot the bill.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Yes I must pull my socks up. I need to come to heel and get the boot.

Well that's looking at it from a different ankle.....ok my spelling is awful so I'll hoof it!

 

[*Gullsworth*]

If i did not have a poorly toe i would be the undesputed Squash Guru by now!

 

[Gonzo]

If I didn't have a poorly toe, I'd have done the washing up last night. Probably.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

If I didn't have a poorly toe, I'd be Chief Constable by now.

 

[El Presidente]

plated Maria Sharapova

 

[Biscuit]

I can only assume Nadal has broken his toe.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Maybe Dave Beasant went round to Haye's house with a jar of salad cream......

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

If it wasn't for a poorly toe, I would have 2000 loyalty points

 

[dexter]

i must confess i fell to the hype and really wanted haye to win , so i payed my 15 quid and watched a pile of crap , what a waste of space haye was and as for the broken toe shit its almost laughable , i feel i have been duped

 

[Everest]

If it wasn't for a poorly toe I would have gone to the Amex to find out which new players have been looking round.

 

[brakespear]

....been a contender.

 

[Kazenga <3]

....been a contender.

Could’ve been a someone
Caught up in the rat race
And feeling like a no-one
Appearing in the papers
With the money and the girls
I could’ve been The Heavyweight Champion of the World