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If Harry Potter sells out



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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,511
Worthing
ITN - Friday, July 20 08:24 am

Childline are preparing to be inundated with calls from distraught Potter fans as the final book goes on sale at midnight tonight.


The phone counselling service has predicted that many young readers will be left feeling distraught if one or more of the key characters in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is killed off.

The 24-hour hotline service has even drafted in extra volunteers to cope with the expected demand.

Senior ChildLine supervisor Kate Trench warned the long anticipated death of a key character could upset young readers.

"Death and loss of any kind can make children feel upset, angry and afraid. The story could bring back unhappy memories for children who have lost friends, relatives or pets," she said.

At the stroke of midnight Potter readers will be able to get their hands on the seventh and final instalment of JK Rowling's magical series.

Stores will stay open into the early hours to cope with the Potter frenzy.

Fans from all over Europe have been camping outside Waterstone's in London's Piccadilly for three days to be certain of getting their hands on a copy.

Potter followers will also be keen to pick up a bargain copy at Asda after the supermarket announced it would be selling the book for just £5 in what it describes as "the biggest book launch we've ever seen".


Altogether now....... Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
 






Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
but everyone knows Harry D..*gets wrestled to the floor and gagged by Rowling*
 




Wardy

NSC's Benefits Guru
Oct 9, 2003
11,219
In front of the PC
Perhaps they all get killed off by a terrorist attack?
 




Donk the Seagull

Registered Legend
Jul 26, 2004
253
Consider yourselves lucky, i have to be at my store for the midnight release as security, make sure none of the kids fight over the book
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
Easy solution Donk, go in for about 11pm, have a bit of a bonfire in the street (Salman Rushdie satanic verses stylee) burn every copy of the book...home for cocoa and in bed by midnight, job's a good-un!
 






Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Asda for a fiver *tap tap*
 








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