If Gus was a white Englishman?

[public school boy]

Would he have already have been sacked?

 

[Del Boy]

If Gus was a tennis player...... Would he have won wimbledon?

 

[AMEXican Wave]

 

[Del Boy]

If Gus was an Olympic Diver..... Would he look better than Tom Daley in Speedos?

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Wipe your ass and go to bed.

 

[catfish]

If Gus was a woman.....Would he give me one?

 

[Del Boy]

If Gus was a Revel..... Would he be the coffee one?

 

[Sloe Joe]

I once came across a pub owner just outside Dartmouth who was a former Black and White Minstrel - the question of colour never came up and he loved his ale, his partner was one of the sow girls, sang some show songs and encouraged lock ins for which I was happy to oblige.
Needless to say, a happy time was had by all.

 

[Billy the Fish]

If Gus was a copper, would he be honest or bent?

 

[Questions]

If Gus was a woman.....Would he give me one?

Knowing what you look like......................... the answer has to be nooooooooooo.

 

[SeagullSongs]

If Gus was a bowler, would he get a fifer?

 

[DerbyGull]

Would he have already have been sacked?

Good question, and one that everyone is presumably too scared to answer. You can bet your bottom dollar he'd be looking at his p45 right now, yes.

 

[Lord Bamber]

If Gus was a woman.....Would he give me one?

If he was a women I would already have smashed the back door in!.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

My god... can we PLEASE stop with the new threads every 10 minutes about Gus Poyets comments........

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

If Gus was a woman.....Would he give me one?

She would i imagine,be very sexy indeed-were that the case of course

 

[AMEXican Wave]

My god... can we PLEASE stop with the new threads every 10 minutes about Gus Poyets comments........

Wish the mods would step in soon and lock / merge a few, and ban any trolls ( especially the Oxford no mark )

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Would he have already have been sacked?

Grow up, stupid BOY!

 

[Tristram Fourmile]

Would he have already have been sacked?

Shut the f*** up