If Fatty Taxman???

[Tubby Mondays]

For you to really get your rocks off, he would have to have a leg amputated or, at the very least, shortened

I ve seen you with worse.

 

[Big Rob]

peter canning broke my heart

 

[Uncle Buck]

peter canning broke my heart

He is a tart, Peter Canning is a tart...

 

[Mendoza]

running just as fast as we can (can can can)
holding on to one another's hand
trying to get away into ZE night,
and you put your arms around me and we tumbled to the ground and the we sang...........

 

[Uncle Buck]

I think we're alone now, now, now, now

 

[Big Rob]

FATTY TAXMAN is BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION, I only have respect and seman stains for the great man,

 

[Dandyman]

I think we're alone now,,,

You've got lovely eyes.

 

[pishhead]

doc talbot now that man is a legend

 

[Al Bion]

I have shared a double bed on many trips abroad with the Fatty Taxman

And there was me thinking I was the only one to have had the 'pleasure'

 

[Mr Blobby]

And there was me thinking I was the only one to have had the 'pleasure'

I am sadly scared for Life! Memories of his NHS spectacles and loud loud snoring, following by worrrying silence before loud snoring resumes!

In Ireland I was forced into watching TV, mainly Skippy the bush Kangeroo at 3am in the morning to try and drown out the noise and fall asleep!

The time he was sick in the B&B in Ireland, Gary Duncan and I had trouble removing him from the bed as was lying across it diagonally, in just his Union Jack boxer shorts.

Also the time in Brussels when we left him a bar so we could get home and asleep before the snoring nightmare returned, he got back 3 hours after us and woke us all up then fell asleep snoring and we couldnt get back to sleep!

In Holland when I was deprived of the honour of sharing a room with the mighty fellow, his room mate, Seagulls over Lewes ended up sleeping in the bath! He was woken up to find the Taxman sitting on the toilet next to the bath!



The man is a legend and if there is to be a bar name after anyone in the new stadium at Falmer it should be "Sir Fatty Taxman OBE, MBE , DIAMOND (white) GEEZER"

 

[Seagulls over Lewes]

In Holland when I was deprived of the honour of sharing a room with the mighty fellow, his room mate, Seagulls over Lewes ended up sleeping in the bath! He was woken up to find the Taxman sitting on the toilet next to the bath!

Munich dear boy and the memory of Pete farting why I tried to sleep in my 5 star bath will live with me for ever.

Found the photo of the fanta bottle the other day if I can work out how to use the scanner I will put on here in it's full glory.

 

[Seagulls over Lewes]

And what about that train trip from Montpelier to Paris where none of us sleeped because of him then he had the nerve to say we kept him awake all the journey.

 

[Mr Blobby]

And what about that train trip from Montpelier to Paris where none of us sleeped because of him then he had the nerve to say we kept him awake all the journey.

Agggghhhh bad memory alert, bad memory alert! The fatty Taxman spraying his smelly feet in Old Spice! A green mist was seen coming out of the train window following that!The smell was not nice at all, cheesy feet and old spice will not be a successful product!

 

[Trigger]

I remember a coach trip to Carlisle a few years back where on the way home he slept with two corned beef and tomato rolls for breasts for a period of time.

 

[Dandyman]

Now we have the fixtures, surely a new bout of Taxman Bingo is in order ?

 

[Seagulls over Lewes]

Agggghhhh bad memory alert, bad memory alert! The fatty Taxman spraying his smelly feet in Old Spice! A green mist was seen coming out of the train window following that!The smell was not nice at all, cheesy feet and old spice will not be a successful product!

What almost as bad as me taking me shoes off on Rouen station on the way back from France 98.

 

[Mendoza]

well rotherham away, does mean a trip to sheffield, and trains go all over the country from there

my bet................... Crewe

 

[Uncle Buck]

What almost as bad as me taking me shoes off on Rouen station on the way back from France 98.

Or the guard threatening to kick Mr Blobby off the train to Athens for taking his shoes off. He cleared the carriage!!!

 

[Dandyman]

well rotherham away, does mean a trip to sheffield, and trains go all over the country from there

my bet................... Crewe

Aberdeen.

 

[Scoffers]

Give him some credit, my bet is Chichester (we'll it wont be the first time!)