[Football] If England lose to Denmark...

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

since....the Beatles were billed to appear on the Five O'clock Club, and I spent an hour getting really excited (an hour for a five year old is the equivalent of a month in adult time), only for Muriel sodding Young to introduce marionette beetles miming to a cover version of She Loves You Yeah Yeah Yeah with the singing done in Pinky and Perky voices (helium). I was douple-plus gutted, I can tell you. Cheated, actually.

 

[Brok]

I know he like Zaha are pantomime villains, but come on fella, the Italians are on another level, they are masters of wasting time.

And the Italians were taught by FDM, the master of all time wasters.

 

[Simster]

...Palace announced they were building a stand that would look almost as good as one of ours.

 

[Superphil]

Since I slightly over-trimmed a fingernail last week and it hurt a bit for ten minutes.

 

[The aloof gatekeeper]

...the birth of my son.

 

[banjo]

Not sure I’d be that bothered, GS said he’d get us to the semi final. Really enjoyed us playing without fear for a change. May the best team win.

 

[SeagullDubai]

Someone stole my curly wurly


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[Gabbafella]

...my mate failed to chat up Jordan down the Paradox some time in the late nineties. I didn't care about him striking out but I was doing very well as wingman with her far more attractive friend.

Someone failed to chat up Jordan?

 

[Milano]

Oddly, the thought of a defeat in the final doesn’t bother me nearly so much. This will be England’s fourth major semi-final in my lifetime and, thus far, we’ve lost the lot. I just want to see us in a final. Actually going on to win the thing hasn’t even registered yet.

This

 

[Scappa]

But the Welsh defence was a bit Leeky, ours isn't.

A rarebit of fortune

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

this will be the biggest disappointment for you personally since...

Tesco messed up my delivery and only delivered one Crunchie and replaced the other two with Whispa bars.

 

[Sheebo]

Since Albion lost that ridiculous hole game to palace… I’ve learnt to deal better with England going out and Albion losing to Palace over the years though, so won’t be too miserable.

 

[Frankworthington]

Since John Byrne signed for Sunderland

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Euro 216, the last time my dad and I went to a semi final..

 

[saafend_seagull]

...Palace announced they were building a stand that would look almost as good as one of ours.

What’s that?


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[Justice]

...the birth of my son.

 

[Horses Arse]

this will be the biggest disappointment for you personally since...

Since the last time England screwed up

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[super-seagulls]

And the Italians were taught by FDM, the master of all time wasters.

Former Dutch Marine?

 

[Gwylan]

Euro 216, the last time my dad and I went to a semi final..

Was that the one where we were beaten by Gaul or the one where we went out on a penalty shoot-out with Rome, after beating Caledonia?

 

[dangull]

The play off final against Notts County in 1991