[Help] *IDIOTS who send CASH in the POST*

[Ernest]

I was sitting minding my OWN business in the Cliftonville this morning PLOTTING another ATTACK on the George Street TAP opposite when my pal POP it in PETE the POSTMAN arrived BREATHLESS with excitement. I wondered what was up with him and he came over and SAID he was treating me to a FULL English with an EXTRA slice of BLACK pudding too. I said it was my birthday 3 weeks ago and he said he had just COPPED 70 QUID some IDIOT had put in a BIRTHDAY card and was spreading the JOY about.

I said if that was the case I'd have a couple of EXTRA bangers too as I was FEELING peckish and I wolfed it down with pleasure thinking it was paid for by some idiot who should have known better.

I can't BELIEVE in this day and AGE that people still send money in BIRTHDAY cards by post and not EXPECT it to get nicked , what is up with some people , I wonder if ANYONE knows any IDIOTS who still send CASH in the post

 

[SweatyMexican]

I knew this was coming...

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

"Pop it in" Pete

 

[Ernest]

"Pop it in" Pete

I'm afraid that was nicked from the late , great Larry Grayson

 

[Baker lite]

I'm afraid that was nicked from the late , great Larry Grayson

Not forgetting his friend, pass Me the Talcum Malcom..


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[Triggaaar]

In my opinion, which I have had independently valued as being worthless, these threads used to be too frequent and got dull. This one however is a nice trip down memory lane, and a goodie, brightening up our no-football week.

 

[Jack Straw]

Perhaps send it in notes next time?

 

[Wellesley]

Probably stolen by some far-left, socialist, anti-semite, Labour voting w..k.r, that's used to living off other people's money.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Idiot here, see the thread.
Royal Mail= thieving *****.

 

[Petee]

"Pop it in" Pete

That's me!

 

[Beach Hut]

Vintage bombing

 

[Albion my Albion]

I've just sent TheDuke some money in the post. I accidentally sent 50 quid too much. TheDuke, when you get the money please let me know and send back 50 quid. If you don't get any of the money then send back 150 quid because I'll send you the 100 quid I planned to send you originally. Thanks!

I really hope this works.

 

[wellquickwoody]

I was sitting minding my OWN business in the Cliftonville this morning PLOTTING another ATTACK on the George Street TAP opposite when my pal POP it in PETE the POSTMAN arrived BREATHLESS with excitement. I wondered what was up with him and he came over and SAID he was treating me to a FULL English with an EXTRA slice of BLACK pudding too. I said it was my birthday 3 weeks ago and he said he had just COPPED 70 QUID some IDIOT had put in a BIRTHDAY card and was spreading the JOY about.

I said if that was the case I'd have a couple of EXTRA bangers too as I was FEELING peckish and I wolfed it down with pleasure thinking it was paid for by some idiot who should have known better.

I can't BELIEVE in this day and AGE that people still send money in BIRTHDAY cards by post and not EXPECT it to get nicked , what is up with some people , I wonder if ANYONE knows any IDIOTS who still send CASH in the post

Typically socialist, spending other peoples money, but it will run out in the end, always does.

 

[Eeyore]

I'm afraid that was nicked from the late , great Larry Grayson

Your postman seems like a nice boy...

 

[dazzer6666]

Not bad, but the recent car one was much better

 

[Official Old Man]

My Mum meant to send me cash on my birthday but she forgot to put any in the envelope, at least that is what she wrote on the card.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Typically socialist, spending other peoples money, but it will run out in the end, always does.

The sad thing is I think you are not joking.
First time I have felt sorry for Australians.
Cheated twice in a week, firstly in the Cricket, then getting you.

 

[wellquickwoody]

The sad thing is I think you are not joking.
First time I have felt sorry for Australians.
Cheated twice in a week, firstly in the Cricket, then getting you.

I will console myself by not being dumb enough to send cash through the post, unlike you

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Maybe that's wot 'appened TO the CUP FINAL money?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I will console myself by not being dumb enough to send cash through the post, unlike you

But I wasn't dumb enough you half wit, I realised that I was taking a chance, gambled and lost, my only failing was not sorting it out earlier and landing myself in that situation.
I think the relative point is that 6 cards were sent and the 3 with money did not make it and the 3 without did.
Which proves that envelopes are somehow systematically searched for money and nicked, a sad enditement on The Royal Mail, money was often sent through the post in the past with no problems.
Surprised you did not blame it entirely in Johnny Foreigner.
I have consoled myself since finding out that you were leaving,that pissmidgets like you will no longer be walking our streets.