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Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
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Nestling in green nowhere
Don't even mention the disappearing and reappearing windmills from the top of King George V Avenue :mad:

They’re powering the UFOs that we dug up in the secret archaeology thing at Stamner Clump.

They’re in there.
 














A mex eyecan

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Nov 3, 2011
3,885
Nice cars but far too many bells drive them, I'm sure you are a sensible driver but if someone cuts me up or pulls out 9 times out of 10 it's a BMW.
The opening post says it all :wrong:

blimey, 9 out of 10 times sort of implies it’s happened 20,30 or more times.
are you sure it’s not your driving causing it?
:whistle:
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
blimey, 9 out of 10 times sort of implies it’s happened 20,30 or more times.
are you sure it’s not your driving causing it?
:whistle:
Not to mention how is he able to drive on Audi free roads?
 






Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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Faversham
I thought everyone knew about it being the entrance to the nuclear bunker and underground military complex.

I was told that there are entrances from a crypt in St Nicholas' church, and a trapdoor in the basement of Easthill house, in Portslade, to tunnels leading to an military base underneath Shoreham harbour, with submarines. I was told that, in1964, by a chap called Lee Smith. I have always secretly suspected this is true, dispite the fact that Lee also told me at the time that his dad had 'titted off' the queen, which I considered to be somewhat unlikely.
 


WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
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I was told that there are entrances from a crypt in St Nicholas' church, and a trapdoor in the basement of Easthill house, in Portslade, to tunnels leading to an military base underneath Shoreham harbour, with submarines. I was told that, in1964, by a chap called Lee Smith. I have always secretly suspected this is true, dispite the fact that Lee also told me at the time that his dad had 'titted off' the queen, which I considered to be somewhat unlikely.

Having frequented Easthill House in it's early 70s 'Yoof club' phase, and been to St Nicks a few times, I have to say I've seen no evidence. The queen thing, though, I have no idea :shrug:
 


Foul Play Rocks

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Feb 23, 2013
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I was told that there are entrances from a crypt in St Nicholas' church, and a trapdoor in the basement of Easthill house, in Portslade, to tunnels leading to an military base underneath Shoreham harbour, with submarines. I was told that, in1964, by a chap called Lee Smith. I have always secretly suspected this is true, dispite the fact that Lee also told me at the time that his dad had 'titted off' the queen, which I considered to be somewhat unlikely.

I would love the queen story to be true :D
 




A mex eyecan

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Nov 3, 2011
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Pulling out on myself and cutting my self up? Of course :D I must stop this nonsense :smile:

maybe you cause them to cut you up, poor road positioning, dawdle along oblivious to all going on around you, failing to indicate, etc.

now i’m not saying you do, i’m just generalising about poor drivers, (of which i am sure you are not) in the same way you generalised about bmw drivers ...

:smile:
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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West west west Sussex
Pulling out on myself and cutting my self up? Of course :D I must stop this nonsense :smile:

maybe you cause them to cut you up, poor road positioning, dawdle along oblivious to all going on around you, failing to indicate, etc.

now i’m not saying you do, i’m just generalising about poor drivers, (of which i am sure you are not) in the same way you generalised about bmw drivers ...

:smile:
Come on guys bury the hatchet, were all brothers here and remember...






...You've always got plenty of cyclists to kill. :lol:
 








BN9 BHA

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Jul 14, 2013
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Newhaven
maybe you cause them to cut you up, poor road positioning, dawdle along oblivious to all going on around you, failing to indicate, etc.

now i’m not saying you do, i’m just generalising about poor drivers, (of which i am sure you are not) in the same way you generalised about bmw drivers ...

:smile:

No it's just an observation, the :censored: choice of car in the Newhaven, Peacehaven and Seaford area is an old BMW.
I can't really comment on other areas as I don't actually drive that far.

Everyone dawdles along in this area BTW unless they drive in the middle of the night.
 




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