Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
My day was completely ruined by one idiot.
I was so excited about the day. I'd got up especially early to paint a club crest on my head which took me ages.
Unfortunately I had an idiot near me in block 138 spill a whole drink on my lap so I stood in the aisle for a second as to not drip on anyone. Some old woman started shouting at me to sit down so I said "I CANT". She thought I swore at her and went mad. My wife was so upset that she left me to watch alone. In the end I went to the back of the stand as some guy kept starting at me and I had the feeling that, if his family hadn't been there, he would have knocked me out. He is the worst kind of bully. I will be having words with him at the Amex if I see him.
Imitation is a MASSIVE form of flattery