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watsongooal

New member
Jul 7, 2003
2,556
Chislehurst
Bungling banana robber is jailed

A man has been jailed for almost seven years for trying to hold up an east London betting shop with a banana.
Robert Downey, 24, entered William Claridges Ltd in Tower Hamlets, with the banana clearly visible through a blue carrier bag.

London's Southwark Crown Court heard he threatened the staff saying if he did not get the money he would shoot them.

Downey, a crack addict from Chatham, Kent, pleaded guilty to one count of attempted robbery at the bookies.

'Imitation firearm'

The court heard that Downey got the banana from a nearby fruit shop.

As the "weapon" was thrust through the gap between the bullet proof security screen, one of the workers, Peter Humphrey said to a colleague: "He said he has a gun, but it might be a banana".

But when Downey realised that the hold-up was not having the impact he intended, he attempted to use a pair of scissors.

Patrick Cahill, prosecuting, said: "They were shiny, metallic and he pointed them from his pocket, but seeing no money was going to be handed over he ran out of the shop."

When the police arrive they found Downey trying to pull off a balaclava.

A police dog found the banana still in its bag about 100 yards away.

Judge Paul Dodgson told him that using the "two strikes and you're out" legislation, he could have received a life sentence.
 




watsongooal

New member
Jul 7, 2003
2,556
Chislehurst
"A police dog found the banana still in its bag about 100 yards away. "

Do they really train banana sniffer diogs now?
 






























Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,762
at home
he will be able to listen to bananarama on his ipod in prison
 






Scarface

New member
Apr 16, 2004
3,044
Burgess Hill
Did he look anything like this?!

bananaman.jpg
 




fatboy

Active member
Jul 5, 2003
13,094
Falmer
Hopefully prison will turn out to be a fruitful experience for him.
 




Lord Cornwallis

Dust my pants
Jul 9, 2003
1,254
Across the pond
This could get overturned on a peel.
 




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