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Ideas/suggestions for when NSCers leave for the great Amex in the sky









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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,508
Worthing
Maybe everyone on here should write their own obituary or at least a few words in case anything happens unexpectedly.
I`d settle for anything with the word C UNT written at the top of my piece.
 








Eggmundo

U & I R listening to KAOS
Jul 8, 2003
3,466
A cabinet of sculpted brass moonies that rises from the ground in a rented bit of earth just outside Selhurst at a random time of every month. Everyone RIPed enough gets their own moonie, modelled on what everyone imagines their living arse to have looked like. There'd be a plaque with a username beneath it and either a favourite phrase or the word "c*nt" with the number of times it had been used on NSC with "Palace" in the same sentence. There'd be an explosive gas canister inside each metal ass that would go off if the moonie was snatched, brownly dying the hands of the thief and leaving a ghastly odour over their sleeves and moustaches.

Subtle yet poignant. Do you work for Tribes?
 


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