Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
We've,finally,got,it,at,last Stadium.
The 'We've decided to install safe standing areas after all' stadium has a certain ring about it.
The one I like the most so far is..
"The Gay Times Brighton Community Stadium"
Better vet those sponsors though.
The New Goldstone Ground.
Nothing else will be acceptable.
Indeed, also for commentators. Can you imagine Soccer Saturday?
Jeff Stelling: Ok, there's been a goal down at Brighton so let's go over to Tony Millard at the "Dont you keep up to date, The board have at last come clean on the funding required to make Falmer a possibility,They had tried to arrange with Brighton Council a sharing of the Stadium with a college,due to the present financial problems even Brighton Council have had second thoughts. It always was a doubtful project, a Div 1/2 side with 5/6000 gates playing in a 22,000 stadium,so its going to be Withdean unless there is a takeover of the board" stadium.
Tony Millard: Yes drama here at the "Dont you keep up to date, The board have at last come clean on the funding required to make Falmer a possibility,They had tried to arrange with Brighton Council a sharing of the Stadium with a college,due to the present financial problems even Brighton Council have had second thoughts. It always was a doubtful project, a Div 1/2 side with 5/6000 gates playing in a 22,000 stadium,so its going to be Withdean unless there is a takeover of the board" stadium because whilst you were handing over to me two more goals have been scored. Oh and now it's full time.