[News] I wouldnt mind being his Barber !!

[zefarelly]

Only himself and his barber

I never realised drawing a line with a marker pen and operating No's 2 and 4 with clippers constituted being a barber.

as a draughtsman I guess I'm half qualified as I can draw lines AND curves*

( * If I concentrate )

 

[Live by the sea]

I’d assume so yes.

Surprisingly he probably isn’t styling his hair on what a bunch of middle aged white blokes in Sussex think.

Perhaps he should , he wouldn’t look so silly then !

 

[BN9 BHA]

I never realised drawing a line with a marker pen and operating No's 2 and 4 with clippers constituted being a barber.

as a draughtsman I guess I'm half qualified as I can draw lines AND curves*

( * If I concentrate )

I have been cutting my own hair with clippers for a while, maybe we should go into business with you drawing the lines and me operating the clippers.

 

[A mex eyecan]

I like him. He's not boring like some pundits.

i’d sooner be bored than listen to his inane idiotic guffaws

 

[herecomesaregular]

The bloke has never said anything interesting before a game, at half time or after 90 mins. The whole mateyness makes me cringe, laughing at each other's dire jokes. Amazon is better but unfortunately laughing-at-everything-and-nothing-Micah turns up there aswell ... Much prefer Roy Keane, especially when he has his magnificent beard (to keep on the hair theme).

 

[monty uk]

I never realised drawing a line with a marker pen and operating No's 2 and 4 with clippers constituted being a barber.

as a draughtsman I guess I'm half qualified as I can draw lines AND curves*

( * If I concentrate )

I though that a curve was what you got when you drew a straight line without concentrating.

 

[GJN1]

I wonder who Paul Barber's barber is.

 

[zefarelly]

I though that a curve was what you got when you drew a straight line without concentrating.

SSSHHHHH!

Don't give away all the secrets!

They're called ellipses. That's next level stuff. If you can get the end back to the start you're an architect!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

i’d sooner be bored than listen to his inane idiotic guffaws

It takes all sorts. It would be boring if we all liked the same thing.

 

[A mex eyecan]

It takes all sorts. It would be boring if we all liked the same thing.

sure would ..

 

[Whitechapel]

I imagine most people who watch the shows he's on are white men. A football forum is probably a pretty good sample of people who watch him.

If you think an Internet forum in 2023 is a good sample then fair enough. That shows just how painfully middle aged you are though.

This place is quite often the definition of ‘Old Man Yells At Cloud’

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I imagine most people who watch the shows he's on are white men. A football forum is probably a pretty good sample of people who watch him.

Only white men watch football? That’s news to me.

 

[Triggaaar]

Only white men watch football? That’s news to me.

Did I say all? No, I said most, in reply to a post that made out like only white middle aged men post on NSC. That's news to me too.

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Any holiday plans this summer…….
Just practicing