As for the night before in Cleethorpes
"Will you buy me a drink"
"Err.....why"
"I have four kids and I can't afford to buy myself one. Do you have any kids"?
"Yes"
"Why can't their father buy you a drink"?
"Two of them are inside and the third is out at sea for a week"
"Sorry no"
"Where you from"
"Brighton"
"Go on buy me a drink and I'll take you outside after. I've never f**ked a Cockney before".
I did love the Barbera Cartland novels.