Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
My mother always went to the Remembrance Day service at the War Memorial in Enniskillen. On 8 November 1987, the dog managed to escape just before she left and by the time she'd rounded him up she was so late that she realised she would miss the service and stayed home instead. Which is why she was able to phone me up later that day with the cheery greeting "I thought you'd like to know that I haven't been blown to smithereens this morning". Unlike two of her friends.