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TheDuke

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Oct 28, 2011
1,223
Arundel
A mate of mine is an avid Hammers supporter and his company own 3 seats in an Upton Park hospitality box. He couldn't make the game and knowing I'm a Seagull, he gave me his seat. Very smart set-up indeed (they convert the boxes into hotel rooms during the week...clever eh?)
Anyway, everyone was very polite and welcoming. After a few glasses of wine, I started giving it the big 'un to who ever would listen. "Watch out for Vicente...he'll murder you. Greer and El Ab are giants among men, then we release the snarling dogs of Noone, Lua Lua, Buckley, CMS etc"
Being on my own, I just felt I needed represent all Sussex and warn them of their impending doom at the hands of the Green'n'blacks. Then the match started....the rest is history. I spent most of the hour and a half on my arse whilst all around were jumping about, an ecstatic sea of cheering, laughing, whooping ....ad nauseam.
I should have slunk away but I stayed around after the debacle and took my punishment. And boy oh boy those Eastenders know how to dig in the knife and give it a twist. Probably... no definitely, the worse day of my life...bar none.
 






nick c

Member
Mar 29, 2008
504
bn26
A mate of mine is an avid Hammers supporter and his company own 3 seats in an Upton Park hospitality box. He couldn't make the game and knowing I'm a Seagull, he gave me his seat. Very smart set-up indeed (they convert the boxes into hotel rooms during the week...clever eh?)
Anyway, everyone was very polite and welcoming. After a few glasses of wine, I started giving it the big 'un to who ever would listen. "Watch out for Vicente...he'll murder you. Greer and El Ab are giants among men, then we release the snarling dogs of Noone, Lua Lua, Buckley, CMS etc"
Being on my own, I just felt I needed represent all Sussex and warn them of their impending doom at the hands of the Green'n'blacks. Then the match started....the rest is history. I spent most of the hour and a half on my arse whilst all around were jumping about, an ecstatic sea of cheering, laughing, whooping ....ad nauseam.
I should have slunk away but I stayed around after the debacle and took my punishment. And boy oh boy those Eastenders know how to dig in the knife and give it a twist. Probably... no definitely, the worse day of my life...bar none.
Respect is due.
 




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A mate of mine is an avid Hammers supporter and his company own 3 seats in an Upton Park hospitality box. He couldn't make the game and knowing I'm a Seagull, he gave me his seat. Very smart set-up indeed (they convert the boxes into hotel rooms during the week...clever eh?)
Anyway, everyone was very polite and welcoming. After a few glasses of wine, I started giving it the big 'un to who ever would listen. "Watch out for Vicente...he'll murder you. Greer and El Ab are giants among men, then we release the snarling dogs of Noone, Lua Lua, Buckley, CMS etc"
Being on my own, I just felt I needed represent all Sussex and warn them of their impending doom at the hands of the Green'n'blacks. Then the match started....the rest is history. I spent most of the hour and a half on my arse whilst all around were jumping about, an ecstatic sea of cheering, laughing, whooping ....ad nauseam.
I should have slunk away but I stayed around after the debacle and took my punishment. And boy oh boy those Eastenders know how to dig in the knife and give it a twist. Probably... no definitely, the worse day of my life...bar none.

Rule number one, never ever take hospitality at other clubs ground. Been there and done it myself, and was one of the most miserble footballing experiences ever. I ended up wanting to run a JCB straight through this clubs stadium at the end of the match lol.
 






sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
Rule number one, never ever take hospitality at other clubs ground. Been there and done it myself, and was one of the most miserble footballing experiences ever. I ended up wanting to run a JCB straight through this clubs stadium at the end of the match lol.


huddersfield...???
 


TheDuke

Well-known member
Oct 28, 2011
1,223
Arundel
A mate of mine is an avid Hammers supporter and his company own 3 seats in an Upton Park hospitality box. He couldn't make the game and knowing I'm a Seagull, he gave me his seat. Very smart set-up indeed (they convert the boxes into hotel rooms during the week...clever eh?)
Anyway, everyone was very polite and welcoming. After a few glasses of wine, I started giving it the big 'un to who ever would listen. "Watch out for Vicente...he'll murder you. Greer and El Ab are giants among men, then we release the snarling dogs of Noone, Lua Lua, Buckley, CMS etc"
Being on my own, I just felt I needed represent all Sussex and warn them of their impending doom at the hands of the Green'n'blacks. Then the match started....the rest is history. I spent most of the hour and a half on my arse whilst all around were jumping about, an ecstatic sea of cheering, laughing, whooping ....ad nauseam.
I should have slunk away but I stayed around after the debacle and took my punishment. And boy oh boy those Eastenders know how to dig in the knife and give it a twist. Probably... no definitely, the worse day of my life...bar none.
To add insult to incredible injury...the chum who gave me the ticket 'cos he was in France, just this minute rang to ask how I got on as he swears he did not hear the result. Utter bastard
 




Lincoln Imp

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2009
5,964
Oh, I thought you were talking about the area, which is bloody horrible.

We wandered around outside for the best part of an hour before the match and halfway though we realised what was strange about the area. Nobody, but nobody, whether they were buying, selling, talking, directing, walking or eating, ever smiled. There was an air of sullen nastiness about the place.
 








Glawstergull

Well-known member
May 21, 2004
1,074
GLAWSTERSHIRE
I travelled up on the train from Gloucestershire with an 'ammers' mate of mine and also bought a couple of seats in a Business lounge.Had a great day with someone i don't get to see enough of.Pity the game was over before it started and the trains were late.We got a footballing lesson that we REALLY need to learn from.
 






Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
I was in the West Ham hospitality bit when we beat them 1-0 in 2005 with the Butters header. It was brilliant!
 


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