Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
...nicking his sandwiches, when some big brute of a guy's foot kicks me in the head. Anyway, the bike fell over and knocked me half cold. But it sounded like there was a right old barney going on outside, so I'm glad I stayed hidden - gave me a chance to polish off the last of his cheese 'n' pickle bap.
I should have known the twat was too tight to use a bicycle bell when I discovered he only had Edam in the sarnies instead of mature farmhouse cheddar.
I should have known the twat was too tight to use a bicycle bell when I discovered he only had Edam in the sarnies instead of mature farmhouse cheddar.
