I want to join Allah

[Hillian1]

So said the guy as he tried to open a plane door mid-flight.

http://news.sky.com/story/1600964/man-tries-to-open-plane-door-mid-flight

How would you react to that?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Wait until the plane lands, tie his hands behind his back and toss him out of the door. Job done.

 

[Trufflehound]

You can't open the exits in mid-flight because of the pressure differential.

 

[The Kid Frankie]

Impossible to predict how you would react in that situation. Everyone likes to think they would be brave but reality is usually very different.

Either way it would be horrifying.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Hope the in flight menu includes bacon then wrap it round the door handles or throw pork scratchings at him.

 

[knocky1]

He either did not say he wanted to join Allah or is not a true Muslim.

Allah is absolute.

 

[alfredmizen]

He either did not say he wanted to join Allah or is not a true Muslim.

Allah is absolute.

As in ''absolute'' bellend like you

 

[Megazone]

Allah must be a good airliner.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

How would you react to that?

I'd have politely pointed out he was on the Belgrade flight but maybe he could get a connecting flight to Allah from there.

 

[Gazwag]

To be fair Allah were offering a house and a decent goal scoring bonus and have you seen their cheerleaders

 

[Trufflehound]

I think he was mis-heard. He's a struggling musician and had just received a text that Lee Mavers was reforming his band, and was auditioning for new members.

What he actually said was: "I want to join The La's".

 

[atfc village]

Hope the in flight menu includes bacon then wrap it round the door handles or throw pork scratchings at him.

When i flew that route in 2005 Lufthansa's choice of food on the plane was a Ham sandwich,if you didn't like it you didn't eat. I'm sure that would of changed by now.

 

[Beezer]

Sure it wasn't Anna,and got the wrong door, wanted the toilet door for a bit of mile high club action.

 

[TSB]

He wanted to join Alan. In Business Class.

 

[highway61]

He threatened to bring down the plane and cried out that he wished to join Allah along with all the passengers, according to RTS.

makes it sound like the passengers elected him to voice their wishes lol

 

[albionfan37]

grease the handles up with fat you cant go wrong

 

[Left Back]

Wait until the plane lands, tie his hands behind his back and toss him out of the door. Job done.

.. a little bit pervy. ?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

"We're going on a two week bender in Ibiza mate, you just might meet him!"

 

[Louis MacNeice]

I think he was mis-heard. He's a struggling musician and had just received a text that Lee Mavers was reforming his band, and was auditioning for new members.

What he actually said was: "I want to join The La's".

Misheard yes, but what he actually said was 'I want to join Alloa'...and why not it's a nice kit...if you like hoops.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[Randsta]

He was misheard he said I want to join Alicia Keys ....this is my stop!