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I want candy - carmen Electra



Dave the OAP

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Virgin Radio have just done a review and mentioned something about carmen Electra and The Fiveways where she was brought up!!!

is she a Brighton lass then?
 










Meade's Ball

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I dare anyone to say my name in the mirror 5 times.

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Dave the OAP

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readingstockport said:
According to popbitch Ms Electra is now drinking from the velvet cup with Joan Jett, ex Runaway and singer of I Love Rock and Roll


excellent...talking about dissapointments...my missus went many moons ago to see the Chippendales at Brighton. Anyway , during th einterval a few of them wandered into the audience to engage with the laydeees...She went up to one very fit looking bloke to engage in conversation obviously:angry: .....and she said hello, and he had a voice more camper than larry grayson:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: ...she was most dissapointed, and I was very sympathetic obviously:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 
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Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
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With any luck I'll be drinking from Carmen Electras Velvet cup soon. I have an audition for a film that she is in. Got the audition on May 11th so won't know for a while. Get in!
 
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Les Biehn

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Aug 14, 2005
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Nibble said:
With any luck I'll be drinking from Carmen Electras Velvet cup soon. I have an audition for a film that she is in. Got the audition on May 11th so won't know for a while. Get in!

Its a porno where she does Nibble up the wrong'un with a 17inch dildo.
 






Meade's Ball

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Les Biehn said:
Its a porno where she does Nibble up the wrong'un with a 17inch dildo.

The wrong'un in this case is straight up the japs, or through an eye-patch and throbbing harmonically against the unbodied optic nerve that quivers windily behind a leather door.
 


Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
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Les Biehn said:
Its a porno where she does Nibble up the wrong'un with a 17inch dildo.

Got to get my foot in the door somehow Les. You will be sorry when you come round my gaff to see my missus and Carmen cooking me eggs and bacon, wearing my T-shirts. Cos thats' how this mother fuckers going down.
 
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