I turn my back for ONE MINUTE and...keyboard TRAUMA

[REDLAND]

Yeah bloody difficult that one - need something to occupy the brain - any phone calls to make? meetings to attend?

Nope, just NSC to tease !!!

 

[Monkster]

Thats exactly how I'm coping

 

[REDLAND]

Thats exactly how I'm coping

Its the fun way

 

[bhaexpress]

Thats a CRT, Macs are LCD BHA,

ps Do you know anything about IT ??

Clearly I was extracting the urine, the mere fact that it was being used by somebody with more than a room tempreture IQ told me it wasn't a Mac Be afRAID, be very afRAID !

 

[Cian]

I've never seen anyone so desperate for attention that they will burst in on any thread and start slagging everything and everyone being discussed ..

Don't you have some potatoes to cook or SOMETHING ?

Racial stereotypes are the lowest form of "wit", but to be totally honest, I didn't expect anything more from you.

 

[itszamora]

Racial stereotypes are the lowest form of "wit", but to be totally honest, I didn't expect anything more from you.

I'm afraid I did actually find it quite funny. I also use a Mac.

 

[glasfryn]

I was a bit drunk last night when I started this thread. I really must stop getting my little cock out on NSC.

(keyboards still broke btw)

you are lucky our oldest cat loves to lie across the keyboard and cover it with hair,fortunately she has now decided its not the in place to be and moved to the lounge ......................................and I have now changed my keyboard and I'm buggered if I can find a cover for it sods law the little cow will come back and cover it in hairs while I am out.

 

[Easy 10]

Between chewing the mouselead, shitting on the keyboard and now removing my M key, as well as scuttling round on the keys as I\'m trying to read or type, I\'m beginning to think he needs a stern tap on the BEAK to bring him into line.

 

[Hampden Park]

surely easy, if your pet had removed your M key then your first post should have looked like this:-
I turn y back for ONE INUTE and...keyboard TRAUA

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I leave the front room for a INUTE to have a piss and top up y wine glass. When I return to y desk, I find THIS



and sitting conspicuously nearby, trying desperately to look innocent, I see THIS



Without pointing fingers, I think we can see EXACTLY what has happened here, and needless to say, Casper has been BANISHED back to his cage for the night.

But I' BUGGERED if I can get this frigging key back on y keyboard, and a at the oent having to type using its rubber ebrane. Its refuses to "click" back into place. Any suggestions ? (Other than DEEP FRYING the little toe-rag that chewed it off...)
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[Easy 10]

You;d think so wouldn;t you.
Those Dell keyboards are made of sterner stuff though, and a quick prod on the rubber membrane bit still results in an m appearing on my screen. I havn\'t a clue how to fix it though.