I turn my back for ONE MINUTE and...keyboard TRAUMA

[Easy 10]

I leave the front room for a MINUTE to have a piss and top up my wine glass. When I return to my desk, I find THIS



and sitting conspicuously nearby, trying desperately to look innocent, I see THIS



Without pointing fingers, I think we can see EXACTLY what has happened here, and needless to say, Casper has been BANISHED back to his cage for the night.

But I'm BUGGERED if I can get this frigging M key back on my keyboard, and am at the moment having to type using its rubber membrane. Its refuses to "click" back into place. Any suggestions ? (Other than DEEP FRYING the little toe-rag that chewed it off...)

 

[itszamora]

Haha, one of my friends spilt milk on her keyboard earlier today. It's hilarious to see the drivel it now compels her to write.

 

[Scotty Mac]

turn it off then back on again?

actually, i always found that if you bash the keyboard the button usually goes back in. that and it adds an element of excitement due to not knowing the damage it will do to the other keys

 

[bhaexpress]

Must be a Mac, looks like shit to me.

 

[Yorkie]

Bruce wouldn't have done that, or would he?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Haha, one of my friends spilt milk on her keyboard earlier today. It's hilarious to see the drivel it now compels her to write.

That would explain an awful lot on here...

 

[NMH]

I leave the front room for a MINUTE to have a piss and top up my wine glass.

I'm more concerned about the above part of the story.

 

[REDLAND]

Must be a Mac, looks like shit to me.

Thats a CRT, Macs are LCD BHA,

ps Do you know anything about IT ??

 

[Cian]

Thats a CRT, Macs are LCD BHA,

ps Do you know anything about IT ??

A f*** load more than you do because THATS A LAPTOP!

*smack*

 

[bristolseagull]

Bit of blue tack- all will be fine.....


(incidently, my audio port on my lap top broke last night- just before i was going to watch the Blair Witch project- very annoying- pretty sure its because my girlfriend sat on in, but she's claiming total innocence)

 

[REDLAND]

A f*** load more than you do because THATS A LAPTOP!

*smack*

 

[Cian]

Not able to see the rubber bumpers and, ooh, the lid clip? Numpty.

 

[REDLAND]

Not able to see the rubber bumpers and, ooh, the lid clip? Numpty.

Or the fact its right up against a wall, no MYOB I missed it all

 

[Easy 10]

I was a bit drunk last night when I started this thread. I really must stop getting my little cock out on NSC.

(keyboards still broke btw)

 

[John Dorian]

What I want to know is why your bird went for the letter "M"...Was it a random selection ? Was it pre-meditated ? Was the Letter "M" abusive to the bird ? I need ANSWERS !!! I think your bird needs counselling...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Easy if Casper is anything like his believed sibling who I own you have my sympathies, I had him out last night whilst I was playing Football Manager and heard an almighty PLOP in my mug of tea just as I lifted it to my lips Haven't been able to stomach a cuppa since then.

Have yours started singing yet? 5:45 mine started their dawn chorus this morning!!!!

 

[itszamora]

That would explain an awful lot on here...

Sadly not, she supports Southampton and to the best of my knowledge has never even heard of North Stand Chat. Best we keep things that way i feel.

 

[Easy 10]

He\'s not TOO loud yet Danny, the odd screech but most of the time he just sort of chunters away to himself, till he see\'s me, then he makes a right old fuss till you let him out. And once he\'s out, he WILL NOT leave me alone. If he thinks I\'m leaving the room, he\'ll fly onto my shoulder. I\'ve had him on my shoulder when I\'m taking a PISS before, cos I can\'t get rid. He\'s started immitating the telephone as well now - more than once I\'ve gone into the front room and had a wasted journey.

He\'s a right little pain, but good fun. Not shat in my tea yet, mind.

 

[tedebear]

He\'s not TOO loud yet Danny, the odd screech but most of the time he just sort of chunters away to himself, till he see\'s me, then he makes a right old fuss till you let him out. And once he\'s out, he WILL NOT leave me alone. If he thinks I\'m leaving the room, he\'ll fly onto my shoulder. I\'ve had him on my shoulder when I\'m taking a PISS before, cos I can\'t get rid. He\'s started immitating the telephone as well now - more than once I\'ve gone into the front room and had a wasted journey.

He\'s a right little pain, but good fun. Not shat in my tea yet, mind.

You sure he hasn't mucked about with any other keys there? \\\\\ ?

 

[Easy 10]

You sure he hasn\'t mucked about with any other keys there? \\\\\\\\\\ ?

No...those \\\\\\\'s seem to occur because I\'m accessing NSC via a proxy web address (otherwise its blocked at work). Whenever I use an apostrophe or a bracket, for some reason a \\ crops up after I\'ve hit \"submit reply\".

Annoying, isn\'t it.