I think those bods at FHM got it all wrong..

[desprateseagull]

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[Driver8]

Tattoos? No thanks.

 

[Butch Willykins]

The fittest woman I have EVER clapped eyes on is Rafael Van der Vaart's wife. She is f***ing ridiculous.

Just do a Google image search on Sylvie Van der Vaart. I quite literally get my head around how hot she is. Lucky bastard.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

The fittest woman I have EVER clapped eyes on is Rafael Van der Vaart's wife. She is f***ing ridiculous.

Just do a Google image search on Sylvie Van der Vaart. I quite literally get my head around how hot she is. Lucky bastard.

If she asked me nicely, i'd let her give me a lap dance

 

[el_ciddy]

Can't even tell what she looks like with all that slap on.