"Oh yeah, you say you get parachute payments..... you don't get them all at once." Fantastic stick to beat them with
"Money doesn't always buy you success... look at Leicester! *realisation kicks in that Leicester have won the league*... okay there up now but it took them a few seasons."
That oh so lovely and compelling state of mind that can only be reached by getting lashed up.
I believe its an ancient form of philosophy and inner contemplation thought to have first been developed by a secret tibetan order of monks.