I take it no one has seen Triminghams rubbish.......

[Dave the OAP]

easy that is the funniest thing ever written on NSC

 

[Easy 10]

Eh ?

 

[Gazwag]

So we are not actually disputing whether aliens exist or not its whether crops exist in December or not

 

[Dave the OAP]

i thought you were being sarcastic.....oops

 

[Easy 10]

Well, I'm no farmer admittedly. But I've not seen too many combine harvesters doing the rounds in December. And all I've ever seen in that Falmer field is mud and carrier bags.

 

[clapham_gull]

Surely the Aliens with all their advanced technology could bring their OWN crops ?

 

[WATF0RD ZERO]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm trying to use logic with Kev the ape ...... could be interesting

 

[clapham_gull]

Incidently with the design of the new stadium we could build it now and claim it was a landed spacecraft.

We could back up our claim by pointing to the earlier appearance of crop circles at the site, which as we all know is how aliens tarmac over their front gardens in preparation for "space parking".

 

[clapham_gull]

Well, I'm no farmer admittedly. But I've not seen too many combine harvesters doing the rounds in December. And all I've ever seen in that Falmer field is mud and carrier bags.

That's GM crops for you.

 

[Gazwag]

Maybe it was Kev's spelling again

"they have cut a f***ing Crop Circle in the middle of the field"

Did he mean "a duck Craping Circle......"

Its the villagers attempt to get the ducks to use the field as part of their next plot for the enquiry.

 

[chip]

Well, I'm no farmer admittedly. But I've not seen too many combine harvesters doing the rounds in December. And all I've ever seen in that Falmer field is mud and carrier bags.

Could be winter kale, or an overactive imagination.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

They aint got a clue, Falmer is a little shitty Village, and if i aint mistaken when i went past there on sunday they have cut a f***ing Crop Circle in the middle of the field.

Mind you, your trip there with your mother is LEGENDARY!

 

[Wardy]

We are all missing the BIG question are the aliens Pro or Anti Falmer? Will they be allowed to speak at the inquiry? Or are they looking at investing some of their intergaltic millions in to the club? Prehaps we should get Kev to stand in the field and ask them the next time they pop by.

 

[The Large One]

The aliens are alive and well and living in Pende.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Incidently with the design of the new stadium we could build it now and claim it was a landed spacecraft.

We could back up our claim by pointing to the earlier appearance of crop circles at the site, which as we all know is how aliens tarmac over their front gardens in preparation for "space parking".

Class! Absolute class!

(And almost certainly the solution provided one or two aliens could be persuaded to leave their "home from home" in Pende and stroll into the Swan to add a touch of authenticity)

 

[clapham_gull]

Class! Absolute class!

(And almost certainly the solution provided one or two aliens could be persuaded to leave their "home from home" in Pende and stroll into the Swan to add a touch of authenticity)

..mmmm

" The chances of anyone coming from Pende, are a million to one they said..."

 

[clapham_gull]

..mmmm

" The chances of anyone coming from Pende, are a million to one they said..."

.. but still they come.



( Is it just me or is Withdean "Forever Autumn" )

Apologies for anybody under 30 who didn't get that joke

 

[Easy 10]

I'm over 30, and I didn't get it either.

 

[Gazwag]

.. but still they come.

DUM DUM DUM
DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUM

DUM DUM DUM


I got it

 

[Meade's Ball]

I still can't see this thread title and avoid thinking of trimming bush.