i shagged my motherinlaw last nite

[stan miguell]

the misus and me ave been goin thru a rough patch lately. wat wiv my havin to disapier from the local rozzers and er gettin the hump over my leg over with the barmaid so her mums come to visit and stay at our villa for a few weeks. anyhow there i was aving a swimin our pool and she comes and joins me. next thing i know shes chomping on the old jon thomas like a dog licking a jat of peanut butter.

i ony need to do my gals sister and ive got the full house. life is good aint it

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I call Bullshit!

 

[Horses Arse]

the misus and me ave been goin thru a rough patch lately. wat wiv my havin to disapier from the local rozzers and er gettin the hump over my leg over with the barmaid so her mums come to visit and stay at our villa for a few weeks. anyhow there i was aving a swimin our pool and she comes and joins me. next thing i know shes chomping on the old jon thomas like a dog licking a jat of peanut butter.

i ony need to do my gals sister and ive got the full house. life is good aint it

Live in Croydon by any chance?

 

[empire]

been reading to many dirty mags

 

[vegster]

the misus and me ave been goin thru a rough patch lately. wat wiv my havin to disapier from the local rozzers and er gettin the hump over my leg over with the barmaid so her mums come to visit and stay at our villa for a few weeks. anyhow there i was aving a swimin our pool and she comes and joins me. next thing i know shes chomping on the old jon thomas like a dog licking a jat of peanut butter.

i ony need to do my gals sister and ive got the full house. life is good aint it

I shagged her and she was shit...

 

[Sausage]

The Sausage had her some years ago. In the back of an A reg Ford Transit (LWB). As Sausage recalls the gauge was broad and oily. Soon we fell in love and moved to our first home. A trailer near Norwood. Times were hard but we had each other and our Rotty. I wasn't working at the time because of my condition so she went out each day washing windscreens. This gave us enough for our Tennents of an evening and a couple of cheeky rocks of a weekend.

Ultimately she proved to classy for the poor Sausage and she left me. Leaving only a nasty dose and some tile grout. I treasure them.

It's good to know she's still out there. God bless you, love.

Sausage XXXXXXXXXXXXX

 

[looney]

the misus and me ave been goin thru a rough patch lately. wat wiv my havin to disapier from the local rozzers and er gettin the hump over my leg over with the barmaid so her mums come to visit and stay at our villa for a few weeks. anyhow there i was aving a swimin our pool and she comes and joins me. next thing i know shes chomping on the old jon thomas like a dog licking a jat of peanut butter.

did she use a strap-on on you then?

 

[Ding Dong !]

been reading to many dirty mags

Come off it, if he cannot spell he sure as hell probably cannot read !!!

 

[lighthouse]

i ony need to do my gals sister and ive got the full house. life is good aint it

So you have had her dad and brother then?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

and the family dachshund.

 

[pasty]

and the family dachshund.

How low can you go

 

[Hampden Park]

the misus and me ave been goin thru a rough patch lately. wat wiv my havin to disapier from the local rozzers and er gettin the hump over my leg over with the barmaid so her mums come to visit and stay at our villa for a few weeks. anyhow there i was aving a swimin our pool and she comes and joins me. next thing i know shes chomping on the old jon thomas like a dog licking a jat of peanut butter.

i ony need to do my gals sister and ive got the full house. life is good aint it

by your typing, did you do her over the keyboard?

 

[Buttinhams]

and the family dachshund.

 

[Scotty Mac]

brilliant

 

[Uncle C]

 

[Blackadder]

the misus and me ave been goin thru a rough patch lately. wat wiv my havin to disapier from the local rozzers and er gettin the hump over my leg over with the barmaid so her mums come to visit and stay at our villa for a few weeks. anyhow there i was aving a swimin our pool and she comes and joins me. next thing i know shes chomping on the old jon thomas like a dog licking a jat of peanut butter.

i ony need to do my gals sister and ive got the full house. life is good aint it

Come on Stan. Let's have the punch line!

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

What a classy family you have.

 

[El Presidente]

I never knew Wayne Rooney was a secret NSC contributor

 

[mattb]

i reckon you're poor

 

[El Presidente]

i reckon you're poor

I reckon he is WATFORD O