I saw John Inverdale at Brighton asTation at around 7:15 pm

[SIMMO SAYS]

For some reason that made me seriously LOL at this end. Unlike John Inverdale, you really stuck your neck out with that gag SIMMO.

I do my best

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

UNLIKE you who HASN't got a COAT

After I spent pounds on therapy and thousands on you just had to bring it back up @Ernest:

 

[hybrid_x]

i saw a train at brighton station.....that is all.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

I saw a person wearing a hi vis jacket who was checking tickets & made me drop all of my stuff to go thro the auto barriers as opposed to opening the wide barrier for me. Despite my protestation, he advised me that they are 'preparing passengers for the new barriers' and I need to swipe my valid ticket thro the small barrier. I also heard (does that count?) the most boring monotone wanker announcing over the PA system

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

I saw a red door and i want it painted black.

 

[The Modfather]

I saw her standing there

 

[Max Paper]

I thought he and Claire Balding were the same person?

 

[Stat Brother]

I saw a local today.

He's in his 50's, 6 foot tall, bald on top with long straggly hair, he's got a bit of a belly, normally has a few days of beard growth.

Today he was wearing a blouse and skirt, a thick high-vis jacket and green wellies.

It makes a change from the wedding dress he'll occasional wear.
Or the Welsh national customer outfit he has, complete with hat.


(not him)

 

[KNC]

Can you confirm that he IS a midget?

 

[Lethargic]

I once saw Lionel Blair at Brighton asTation----his leather coat was ripped------that's all

I saw Lionel Blair in Horsham not long ago he was walking through the town with a shiny new spade.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I saw Lionel Blair in Horsham not long ago he was walking through the town with a shiny new spade.

More questions than answers there

 

[dougdeep]

I saw Lionel Blair in Horsham not long ago he was walking through the town with a shiny new spade.

Hey, I can dig it.

 

[hitony]

I saw a red door and i want it painted black.

You are Mick Jagger and I claim my £5

I saw her standing there

You are Paul McCartney and I double up for a tenner!

 

[hitony]

I once saw Adam Faith near the clock tower, it was a sweltering hot day, and he was in a black & white full length fur coat

 

[Vegas Seagull]

At the same time of day at Brighton Station I had a chat with Tony Benn in the taxi queue.

 

[backson]

At Brighton astation eh? Which platform?


Aone?
Atwo?
Aone, atwo, athree, afour
*musicstartsplaying*

 

[Hamilton]

At the same time of day at Brighton Station I had a chat with Tony Benn in the taxi queue.

Could do a job.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Saw John Inverdale jogging in Richmond Park.
Saw John Inverdale dogging in Jichmond Park.