I need some help...

[logan89]

... with my secret santa.

i have to get a gift for someone, who lets just say she isn't the brightest spark, and want to make it a joke type present based on the fact that she isn't very clever.

I have a limit of around £5, but it can go above this figure slightly.

has anybody got any ideas. They would be most welcome.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Sanitary towels.

 

[LABHA]

Cucumber and Pack of 3.

 

[logan89]

maybe i should have written, sensible suggestions shouldn't i. it is NSC after all.

 

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maybe i should have written, sensible suggestions shouldn't i. it is NSC after all.

EVERY woman needs a supply of dracula's lunchbox. It shows thought. You don't wanna insult the poor thing.

 

[logan89]

EVERY woman needs a supply of dracula's lunchbox. It shows thought. You don't wanna insult the poor thing.

I want to insult her lack of inteligence.

To give you an example of how stupid she is, i convinced her that the Tom Cruise that played for Arsenal the other day was the actual Tom Cruise and he won the chance to play for them buy buying it for £1m at an auction.

 

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I want to insult her lack of inteligence.

To give you an example of how stupid she is, i convinced her that the Tom Cruise that played for Arsenal the other day was the actual Tom Cruise and he won the chance to play for them buy buying it for £1m at an auction.

That's pretty dumb, yeah.


You should be able to get her into bed in that case.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

I want to insult her lack of inteligence.

To give you an example of how stupid she is, i convinced her that the Tom Cruise that played for Arsenal the other day was the actual Tom Cruise and he won the chance to play for them buy buying it for £1m at an auction.

Did he ?!?!?!

Didn't know that.

 

[Pondicherry]

A cabbage.

 

[logan89]

That's pretty dumb, yeah.


You should be able to get her into bed in that case.

Her boyfriend might not like that though.

 

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Leave him to me. You go for it.

 

[logan89]

Ok i can remember there was a thread on here with funny T-Shirts, one said 'if only these were brains' and as you can imagine she is relatively large breasted.

Does anyone know how to find the thread, i couldn't find it on the search. Or where i can get that shirt from?

 

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We need pics to ascertain which t-shirt would look best on her.

Go get them ninjas, boy.