I met this Dutch girl the other day....

[Ming the Merciless]

... and she was wearing inflatable shoes...I rang her up to arrange a date but tracigally they told me she had popped her clogs!...ho ho

 

[Biscuit]

Perhaps if you had offered to buy her some other form of inflatable she'd have come out? And why would she wear such easily damaged footwear? Perhaps in the future you could recommend some Doc Martins?

 

[Easy 10]

I'm sorry to hear that. What did she die of ?

 

[Questions]

Thats tragic............................

How old was she ?

 

[Don Quixote]

Seen that before on here.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Well she let me down but more importantly she had let herself down...

 

[Uncle C]

God rest her soles.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I bought an inflatable doll.

I got it out of the box, and it had a dicky di do, so I took it back and asked for a girlie doll.

The bloke in the shop said it was a girlie doll, it was just inside out!

 

[murraymints4brighton]

I bought an inflatable doll.

I got it out of the box, and it had a dicky di do, so I took it back and asked for a girlie doll.

The bloke in the shop said it was a girlie doll, it was just inside out!

Not bad. Oh and there is something wrong with your writing underneath your post as the smile hasnt worked.

 

[MattBackHome]

RIP

 

[desprateseagull]

what a let down. you must feel so deflated.

ignore anyone here who make take the pffft...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Did she have two lips? From Amsterdam?

 

[supaseagull]

Did she have two lips? From Amsterdam?

that was funnier than the original post

 

[Race]

Was her name Anne? Frankly i'm surprised she was allowed out!

 

[Garage_Doors]

it had a dicky di do,

The one i bought had a huge cock.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

What part of Holland was she from ?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Has she stll got her finger in the dyke ?

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Was her name Anne? Frankly i'm surprised she was allowed out!

I found her diary and it made interesting reading

1st May - Hid
2nd May - Hid
3rd May - Hid
4th May - Hid

 

[pasty]

I knew a lady from Amsterdam.......

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Inflateble shoes? about as useless as Anne Franks drum kit.