I MET a lovely CHICK called KELLIE at the WEEKEND

[Ernest]

Well the Albion match was SHITE as I predicted but all was not BAD as I met a lovely LASS at the CLIFTONVILLE and we HIT it off BIG TIME. She is a BIT older than me but she is LOVELY and 100% SEXY and EVERYTHING I look for in a WOMAN and she is CLASSY too as she wouldn't let me FINGER her and told me I have to WAIT a bit for that.

I met her again YESTERDAY and even let her have some of my SAUSAGE and she LOVED it , I can CONFIDENTLY predict that me and KELLIE have got a lot in common and she is so much better than the TARTS from E Harmony and PLENTY of FISH.

I've ASKED her if she WANTS to come up the AMEX with me and MAYBE take a look at DICKS and she is up for that and the ARS have another FEMALE member to be PROUD of.

ENREST & KELLIE the latest FOOTBALL romance although I did WONDER why all those photographers were so INTERESTED in us outside the CLIFTONVILLE.

 

[seagullsslimjim]

Well played Ernest - I'm sure you'll be banging it into the back of the net before the Albion do.

If you're looking for a romantic night out i hear that "The Crying Game" is showing at the Marina this weekend - I've never seen it, but hear its a nice romantic number. You could probably get a bit of fish supper down there beforehand too (At the Marina that is)

Keep us all posted and probably more reliable that those Asian babe dating pop up ads here - although the one they show does look pretty tidy up top - wonder why no full length pics though ?

 

[sir albion]

Well the Albion match was SHITE as I predicted but all was not BAD as I met a lovely LASS at the CLIFTONVILLE and we HIT it off BIG TIME. She is a BIT older than me but she is LOVELY and 100% SEXY and EVERYTHING I look for in a WOMAN and she is CLASSY too as she wouldn't let me FINGER her and told me I have to WAIT a bit for that.

I met her again YESTERDAY and even let her have some of my SAUSAGE and she LOVED it , I can CONFIDENTLY predict that me and KELLIE have got a lot in common and she is so much better than the TARTS from E Harmony and PLENTY of FISH.

I've ASKED her if she WANTS to come up the AMEX with me and MAYBE take a look at DICKS and she is up for that and the ARS have another FEMALE member to be PROUD of.

ENREST & KELLIE the latest FOOTBALL romance although I did WONDER why all those photographers were so INTERESTED in us outside the CLIFTONVILLE.

 

[Iamapen15]

*sits back and waits for all the 'punching above your weight', 'she's a knock out' and 'in the ring' jokes* - If anybody cottons on!

 

[Beach Hut]

I think you need to be a bit more FRANK about this relationship dear boy

 

[Stat Brother]

Big Hilda won't be pleased.

 

[papajaff]

Are you sure you met her in the Cliftonville and not in a club down in old Soho where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola?

All the best to Ernie and Kellie.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

You got balls to go out with her....and so's she.......with you

 

[gregbrighton]

Congratulations! Hope it's 'Happy Ever After' and not too many fights!

 

[Prince Monolulu]

You'd better NIP out and TUCK into your lunch, she might even let you have some of HER sausage

 

[big hilda]

It came as a shock as I'd already ordered two Olympics, still, despite this latest low blow I'll still encourage Ernest to pursue his up the ARS agenda as I'm not on the ropes yet.

 

[Stat Brother]

It came as a shock as I'd already ordered two Olympics, still, despite this latest low blow I'll still encourage Ernest to pursue his up the ARS agenda as I'm not on the ropes yet.

I'm there for you sweet cheeks.

 

[Superphil]

You could be "Punching above your weight" there chap

 

[Motogull]

Get in there [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION]. She sounds like a belter.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Well the Albion match was SHITE as I predicted but all was not BAD as I met a lovely LASS at the CLIFTONVILLE and we HIT it off BIG TIME. She is a BIT older than me but she is LOVELY and 100% SEXY and EVERYTHING I look for in a WOMAN and she is CLASSY too as she wouldn't let me FINGER her and told me I have to WAIT a bit for that.

I met her again YESTERDAY and even let her have some of my SAUSAGE and she LOVED it , I can CONFIDENTLY predict that me and KELLIE have got a lot in common and she is so much better than the TARTS from E Harmony and PLENTY of FISH.

I've ASKED her if she WANTS to come up the AMEX with me and MAYBE take a look at DICKS and she is up for that and the ARS have another FEMALE member to be PROUD of.

ENREST & KELLIE the latest FOOTBALL romance although I did WONDER why all those photographers were so INTERESTED in us outside the CLIFTONVILLE.

I thought this thread was the beginning of a joke
Good on you chap.

 

[Mr H]

Baloney

 

[HastingsSeagull]

haha one of the best in ages!

 

[Albumen]

Come back Bernard Manning, all is forgiven.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Well the Albion match was SHITE as I predicted but all was not BAD as I met a lovely LASS at the CLIFTONVILLE and we HIT it off BIG TIME. She is a BIT older than me but she is LOVELY and 100% SEXY and EVERYTHING I look for in a WOMAN and she is CLASSY too as she wouldn't let me FINGER her and told me I have to WAIT a bit for that.

I met her again YESTERDAY and even let her have some of my SAUSAGE and she LOVED it , I can CONFIDENTLY predict that me and KELLIE have got a lot in common and she is so much better than the TARTS from E Harmony and PLENTY of FISH.

I've ASKED her if she WANTS to come up the AMEX with me and MAYBE take a look at DICKS and she is up for that and the ARS have another FEMALE member to be PROUD of.

ENREST & KELLIE the latest FOOTBALL romance although I did WONDER why all those photographers were so INTERESTED in us outside the CLIFTONVILLE.

Make SURE it's not another KISS and tail story Enrest,these wood be WAGS are all the same.

 

[Peter Grummit]

I heard she had a big enough MUSSEL to help LUG your cricket gear, including BOX for your sausage and GLOVES for your fingering but neither of you needed PADS, sanitary or otherwise.

She must be a KEEPER.