I MET a CRACKING bird yesterday

[Ernest]

I was in the CLIFTONVILLE yesterday for a ROAST whilst I can and I started CHATTING to a LOVELY bird, she said did I like STUFFING and as I had a BIG portion with my Roast Chicken she said SHE thought I did.

Anyway I'm MEETING her tomorrow and this could be the REEL thing, her name is CHERIE and she is BEAUTIFUL and much BETTER than that SKANK [MENTION=29916]Kellie[/MENTION]

I might take her UP the AMEX as she said she LOVES football and going out for a PINT of Lager TOP, she SEEMS so TUNED into what a man WANTS.

Enrest & CHERIE could be the NEW Cheryl and LAIM from One Direction

 

[dazzer6666]

LAIM......by your standards. 2.7/10

 

[gregbrighton]

Do you enjoy SUCKLING on a pussy?

 

[dingodan]

"I might take her UP the AMEX"



This is how it's done.

Take note all the FAKERS.

 

[StonehamPark]

But what about Big Hilda.

You're so cruel Ernest, she has feelings too.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

All well and good, but who did INDIGO have to PULL OFF this week ?

 

[Keith the Kipper]

I'm not sure sydney is ready for this (awkward......but true) .

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I'm not sure sydney is ready for this (awkward......but true) .

Or figure out that the Cliftonville has magically been transported to Sydney Australia.

 

[Taybha]

I love these kind of stories , i hope you are both very happy .

 

[Surf's Up]

I can imagine him sniggering to himself when he writes these childish, purple and frequently offensive pieces.

 

[Surf's Up]

Purple = Purile!!!

 

[BlockDpete]

I'm sure Kellie and Big Hilda are now on the re bound.

So you have their nUmbers, Ernest?

 

[dingodan]

I can imagine him sniggering to himself when he writes these childish, purple and frequently offensive pieces.

& I can imagine your indignant & self-righteous face as you write this sanctimonious post.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I can imagine him sniggering to himself when he writes these childish, purple and frequently offensive pieces.

I bet he is laughing himself purple .

 

[Kellie]

I was in the CLIFTONVILLE yesterday for a ROAST whilst I can and I started CHATTING to a LOVELY bird, she said did I like STUFFING and as I had a BIG portion with my Roast Chicken she said SHE thought I did.

Anyway I'm MEETING her tomorrow and this could be the REEL thing, her name is CHERIE and she is BEAUTIFUL and much BETTER than that SKANK [MENTION=29916]Kellie[/MENTION]

I might take her UP the AMEX as she said she LOVES football and going out for a PINT of Lager TOP, she SEEMS so TUNED into what a man WANTS.

Enrest & CHERIE could be the NEW Cheryl and LAIM from One Direction

What a gentleman you are.

Well, poor love, she's got a real let down coming her way when she cops your weeny wobbly weiner.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Will you give her a LIFT on your TRICYCLE?

 

[Eeyore]

Don't swap her for a NEWER model.

 

[Surf's Up]

& I can imagine your indignant & self-righteous face as you write this sanctimonious post.

Hahaha