I know this sounds like bollocks but

[NMH]

Re: Re: I know this sounds like bollocks but

Look at me,Look at me. I'm important. People tell me secrets. But i get angry. Look at me. I've been on the radio you know. Look at me. I'm disgusted - just see. You're not important enough to know what i know. But I'm angry- ooh I could just scream.

No! I won't have it - Guffer is our FRIEND, the mouthpiece of the SUPPORTER!

it's just his secret, that's all, and he's not allowed to bore us with it yet

 

[Gully]

The roof is going to be removed from the North Stand, just so everyone has to brave the elements.

 

[nobody's dupe]

I have some news that will affect Albion fans during the season and when they visit the clubs premises.

I am sworn to secrecy until 5 days have passed, and then I can reveal all, but it is news that I am absolutely disgusted about and this f***ing football club should be f***ing well ashamed of itself.

I have lost every bit of respect I have had for the Senior management of our club.

If Falmer is tuned down they can go and f*** off now!!!

I am really sorry but this news is just amazing. It does not affect the playing side of the club,BTW

Ditto Dave. It is x x x x ing disgusting. It is appalling. It is shameful. It is why trade unions were formed in the first place. I hope that there is a march on Queens Road and North Road when the news breaks out. I AM SO ANGRY!!!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Does this shocking discovery come directly from the Club or from an interested observer?

 

[Meade's Ball]

It has to be about renting out the changing rooms as abatoirs during non-play-days. By Saturday the lesser known meat is removed and the players get to hang their outfits on the bleeding hooks that dangle a metre or so from the ceiling. I am fairly sure, as we all are, that despite the concerted efforts to have this place swept and hosed each week, there might well be the odd occasion when a cow-eye or a big pair of horse's nads are found on the shower floor. Fun is sure to follow.

 

[British Bulldog]

I have some news that will affect Albion fans during the season and when they visit the clubs premises.

Does it involve some friends and a piano?

 

[Titanic]

The cost of bobble hats and ponchos is goin g up ?

 

[Yorkie]

I'll trust Dave with this one.

 

[Scotty Mac]

bacon baguette van going?

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Can you at least tell us what it's about?

The suspense is killing me

 

[Titanic]

I've had a look on NSP, and what ? No exclusive ??

 

[magoo]

I know what he's on about and believe me you lot are going to be every bit as FURIOUS!

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

I know what he's on about and believe me you lot are going to be every bit as FURIOUS!

Did YOU swear to secrecy?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

bacon baguette van going?

I wonder if they've raised individual ticket prices

 

[Beach Hut]

Oh for crying out load stop keeping us in suspenders (sorry meant supense).

What on earth are you on about ?

 

[Everest]

I know what it's about too, but I know more than Dave (I think)

 

[Dave the OAP]

I will tell you when I can.

 

[NMH]

It has to be about renting out the changing rooms as abatoirs during non-play-days. By Saturday the lesser known meat is removed and the players get to hang their outfits on the bleeding hooks that dangle a metre or so from the ceiling. I am fairly sure, as we all are, that despite the concerted efforts to have this place swept and hosed each week, there might well be the odd occasion when a cow-eye or a big pair of horse's nads are found on the shower floor. Fun is sure to follow.

Too late MB, it's already gone ahead. I notice Magoo has been given his rightful place as the central figure in this new facility

 

[Nemesis]

They're doing away with forks at Withdean?

 

[Giraffe]

The only thing I think that would make me cross, is if for some bizarre reason they moved the away supporters to another stand and tried to get home supporters to sit in the Hove end.