Sorry mate, but I know about these stores.
At the end of the day they will do a reconciliation of food sold and money taken.
If there is a discrepancy, they check the video tapes. Expect a visit from the police.![]()
This may or may not be true, but since no food was bought and no money taken in this story they will not discover it is missing until they do their stock check, which will be every couple of months or so I'd imagine.
What was that great show that used to be on in the middle of the night that you only ever saw when you came back from the pub pissed? Part of it featured a kiddie in a cowboy hat who would nick stuff out a shop in the mall, purely so he' could set off the alarms and be chased yelling YEE-HAH! all the way by a lardy security guard. Can't remember what the show was called and the bit of the show was called something like Shoplifter Rodeo. WELL funny it was![]()
Balls of Steel, Neg's Urban Sprinting.
"Come on fatboy, WHOOP WHOOP!"![]()
The best one is Neg's Burger Bowl-off (Youtube it) where he buys about £40 of McDonalds then lobs it at some poor sod's bonce from the sunroof of a car - superb!