[Albion] I just sold my car

[Munkfish]

To Simon Adingra

 

[NorfolkGull]

How much for?

 

[doogie004]

To we buy any car

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

To Simon Adingra

Very good of you to get him on his feet, he's new to the area. I trust you did him a good deal

 

[A1X]

If you were a Luton defender today you’d have gifted it to him

 

[Munkfish]

I’ve been driving in my car
It’s not quite a jaguar

Sold it to the man who paid the most
He was from the ivory coast

I just sold my car to Simon Adingra
I just sold my car to Simon Adingra

 

[wellquickwoody]

What car is it?

 

[JonnyComeEarly]

I’ve been driving in my car
It’s not quite a jaguar

Sold it to the man who paid the most
He was from the ivory coast

I just sold my car to Simon Adingra
I just sold my car to Simon Adingra

Yes please what a song!!!

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Ita a terrible song and yet i can't get it out of my head

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Ita a terrible song and yet i can't get it out of my head

Now you've done it. Now I can't get 'can't get you out of my head' by Kylie out of my head.

 

[Stat Brother]

Ita a terrible song and yet i can't get it out of my head

Think yourself lucky I keep selling bikes to David Icke.

 

[Jack Straw]

Unless my ears are deceiving me, it sounds like "I drove my car, to We Buy Any Car""

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Can we not lose the nonsensical ‘I sold my car’ bit, to something better?

Our boy’s a star
He’s Simon Adingra

or somethin?

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Can we not lose the nonsensical ‘I sold my car’ bit, to something better?

Our boy’s a star
He’s Simon Adingra

or somethin?

This. What has selling a car has to do with anything about football / a player and therefore a very odd thing to still include in a chant, just screams lack of imagination or you work for the company in question and after free advertising

The op's version would be like Wigan fans singing 'Will Grigg's on Fire, mind and senses purified' rather than their having changed the second bit to 'your defence is terrified'

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Can we not lose the nonsensical ‘I sold my car’ bit, to something better?

Our boy’s a star
He’s Simon Adingra

or somethin?

No.

Can you imagine how brilliant it would be if several thousand sang 'I just sold my car to Simon Adingra'?

It would be a thing of exquisite beauty. Fact.

 

[Motogull]

Can we not lose the nonsensical ‘I sold my car’ bit, to something better?

Our boy’s a star
He’s Simon Adingra

or somethin?

I'll take off my bra
For Simon Adingra

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Who's Gonna Drive You Home?

 

[Superphil]

No.

Can you imagine how brilliant it would be if several thousand sang 'I just sold my car to Simon Adingra'?

It would be a thing of exquisite beauty. Fact.

Not particularly original though is it? Maybe our songwriting experts can think of a different advert to nick the words from rather than regurgitating a West Ham chant.

 

[Hugo Rune]

For balance:

Remember folks, We Buy Any Car will only give you around 1/3 of your car’s value.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

No.

Can you imagine how brilliant it would be if several thousand sang 'I just sold my car to Simon Adingra'?

It would be a thing of exquisite beauty. Fact.

Exactly, he also wouldn't have a clue what we're on about. Fantastic!