i just got kicked out of bed

[turienzo's lovechild]

by my best friend(who is a girl) because i kept on feeling her boobies

oops

i now have to sleep in MY bed

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Some women just have no sense of humour these days

Did you try the i'm just checking for lumps excuse?

 

[Seagull Stew]

Sisters, eh!

 

[dwayne]

Sisters, eh!

 

[Shegull]

Did you try the i'm just checking for lumps excuse?

That is not a statement that should be said in jest

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

That is not a statement that should be said in jest

Chicks always laugh about kicking a guy in the balls.

I guess that prove my first point, women have no sense of humour.

 

[tedebear]

Chicks always laugh about kicking a guy in the balls.

I guess that prove my first point, women have no sense of humour.

Not when it comes to cancer! A bit insensitive mate!

 

[Commander]

It's PC gone mad.

 

[tedebear]

It's PC gone mad.

For Gods sake man...

 

[Commander]

For Gods sake man...

No no no I didn't mean about the cancer bit- I hadn't seen that when I posted that. I meant getting kicked out of bed for feeling boobies is PC gone mad. And it was only a joke.

 

[Les Biehn]

Good man Tommy. I used to share a bed sometimes with a lady friend at Uni. She would let me touch her radleys and botbot. While she was asleep I would text her sexy friend on her phone saying she should go out with Les because he's a really nice bloke. Didn't happen though

 

[Trigger]

Get the PICTURES of her BOOBIES up on NSP.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Not when it comes to cancer! A bit insensitive mate!

Not really.

A guy gets kicked in the balls and that can lead to testicular cancer.

Still you always see some bimbo host laughing on Tv's Funniest Home Videos when some guy gets whacked in the balls

What's the difference?

 

[tedebear]

Not really.

A guy gets kicked in the balls and that can lead to testicular cancer.

Still you always see some bimbo host laughing on Tv's Funniest Home Videos when some guy gets whacked in the balls

What's the difference?

Not going to explain as you obviously don't get it...

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Not going to explain as you obviously don't get it...

What's not to get?

Are you suggesting a woman having a masectomy is somehow different to a man losing his testicles?

 

[Safeway]

*sigh*

Another thread ruined.

 

[tedebear]

What's not to get?

Are you suggesting a woman having a masectomy is somehow different to a man losing his testicles?

No - you've convienently changed your tune...

Getting kicked out of bed for groping someones boobs is funny! I found it funny and so did others, Shegull posted that checking for lumps isn't a funny joke, so obvioulsy you could have steered away from making jokes about that aspect, but you told her she had no sense of humour! GET IT NOW THICKO?

 

[Man of Harveys]

I LIKE Aussies talking TITS and BOLLOCKS on here

 

[tedebear]

I LIKE Aussies talking TITS and BOLLOCKS on here

Danglers and dongers to you!

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

No - you've convienently changed your tune...

Getting kicked out of bed for groping someones boobs is funny! I found it funny and so did others, Shegull posted that checking for lumps isn't a funny joke, so obvioulsy you could have steered away from making jokes about that aspect, but you told her she had no sense of humour! GET IT NOW THICKO? [/QUOTE

Blah f*** ya PC bullshit.

As Mel Brooks once said "I'd joke about my own death except some moron would take me serious and berate me for it".

Not everyone has a puritans sense of humour.