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f***'s sake. Get Ben to lick it clean. :thumbsup:

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CP 0 3 BHA

Well-known member
Nov 28, 2003
2,257
Northants
Strangely the only time that's happened to me was as I was checking into a hotel in Cardiff many years ago. Cleaning my suit for my meeting the next day gave me something to do for the evening !
 


empire

Well-known member
Dec 1, 2003
11,722
dreamland
seems to be going around,my misses just pebbledashed the pan!maybe its a plan to stop me going tomorrow!!no way hosay
 


West Hoathly Seagull

Honorary Ruffian
Aug 26, 2003
3,544
Sharpthorne/SW11
CP 0 3 BHA said:
Cleaning my suit for my meeting the next day gave me something to do for the evening !

Same here on Maundy Thursday after a night on the severe stuff at a colleague's leaving do. Except that the mess came from the other end of my digestive tract. Chimay Blue straight from the bottle on an empty stomach. :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: Couldn't get back on the :drink: for weeks
 




Oscar

Well-known member
Nov 10, 2003
3,864
That's nothing! I remember the time I took Lady Oscar out for dinner for her birthday and she got so excited she accidentally made a little profiterole in her knickers. She made a dainty exit to the loo to jetison the said pebble and rinse her undies and then hung them on my wing mirror all the way home to dry them off. Normally the thought of having her sat next to me commando would be too much to resist but somehow that time I was a liitle put off! :nono:
 








empire

Well-known member
Dec 1, 2003
11,722
dreamland
on mt honeymoon 11 yeas ago,me and the wife went out and got hammered ,we also both had sunstroke,we coudnt go near each other so i said you sleep in bed,i will have sofa,it was so hot i opened the balcony doors,at about 12 oclock(we were pissed)i woke up,shouting mandy ive shit meself,my wife came in laughing i was going mad help me,my wife looked over the balcony and their was a couple having romantic dinner,i couldnt believe it,she woulnt help as she was laughing so much,i grabbed a sheet and wrapped up the mess and put it in the massive round bath.in morning gave the maid a tenner to clean mess.we got to reception to get a taxi to airport and who should we see,the same couple that were on balcony the night b 4,i sais do you want to share our taxi,guess what they didnt!1
 


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