No, I have no idea what you mean. To me you sound like a twat.
What a knob.
I can accept 'I wish I'd gone' or being annoyed with yourself for choosing not to go, but to want us to lose? f***ing weirdo!
Apart for my own love of the Albion and dearly wanting them to win every game [and being in a shit mood when we don't], if I'm not there, there will still be mates of mine who ARE there. Why would I want my mates to have a shit time?
Do you have any friends? [WW, not you Lokki, obviously!]