I hope this Katie Price fan keep the receipts..

[desprateseagull]

https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/goss...s-idol-causes-twitter-meltdown-143056346.html

Deluded.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Obviously has a few issues. I wish him the best and hope he doesn't see the vitriol that comes his way

 

[nwgull]

I once went to a fancy dress party as Katie Price. The outfit cost me about £15, and I spent most of the evening playing with my fake tits - they had nipples and everything.

 

[lawros left foot]

I once went to a fancy dress party as Katie Price. The outfit cost me about £15, and I spent most of the evening playing with my fake tits - they had nipples and everything.

Have you taken them off yet?

 

[Tarpon]

https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/goss...s-idol-causes-twitter-meltdown-143056346.html

Deluded.

Where do you go with that sh*te. It's end of days territory when people's brains are that f*ucked.

 

[Hillian1]

I once went to a fancy dress party as Katie Price. The outfit cost me about £15, and I spent most of the evening playing with my fake tits - they had nipples and everything.

Genuinely had a good chuckle at that.

 

[NooBHA]

The poor soul.....................................I can look into a crystal ball and predict his future...........Three failed marriages and getting schlepped out and every Reality TV series going

 

[Nibble]

Nowt so queer as folk.

 

[Questions]

I would love to spend one day looking like Scarlet Johansson. Just one day mind and I would not venture out.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm fortunate to have naturally grown into the likeness one of my heroes, Pam St Clement. The fact that i have a face that looks recently slapped is a bonus. My vast hairy droopers help too.

 

[NooBHA]

I would love to spend one day looking like Scarlet Johansson. Just one day mind and I would not venture out.

Very wise to stay indoors if you looked like Scarlet Johansson for a day because if you left the house 80% of blokes would wanna sh*g you and I have a feeling that probably wasn't your reason for wanting to look like her

 

[OzMike]

TBH, he just looks like an older version of himself with make up on, or is it me.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

TBH, he just looks like an older version of himself with make up on, or is it me.

Post a photo of yourself and NSC will decide.

 

[OzMike]

Post a photo of yourself and NSC will decide.

Hehe, walk straight into that one.

 

[Nibble]

There must be something very wrong to not want to work on being the best version of yourself but instead be a ridiculously bad version of someone else. Especially if that somebody else is one of the most vacuous bints ever to have breathed.

 

[pasty]

I once went to a fancy dress party as Katie Price. The outfit cost me about £15, and I spent most of the evening playing with my fake tits - they had nipples and everything.

Lets face it. If blokes had tits, women would soon become extinct

 

[Questions]

Very wise to stay indoors if you looked like Scarlet Johansson for a day because if you left the house 80% of blokes would wanna sh*g you and I have a feeling that probably wasn't your reason for wanting to look like her

Only 80% ?

 

[NooBHA]

Only 80% ?

I deducted 10% for gay men and 10% for farmers. They have their hands full keeping their sheep satisfied

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

I feel sorry for the guy, he's clearly got something going on (or not as the case may be) upstairs.

Wasn't there a woman in Sussex that spent a fortune trying to look like Nefertiti or something?

Edit; http://www.brightonandhovenews.org/...00k-on-plastic-surgery-to-look-like-nefertiti
Fruitcake.

 

[desprateseagull]

any more than £20 for a spray tan, he wuz robbed..