I hear our ssssssuper MP is pitting her witssssss on Question Time later

[John Byrnes Mullet]

f***ing Tories....how can anybody enjoy waatching those creepy tossers

 

[Brovion]

I thought he lived in Ditchling Road, not far from Fiveways. I've certainly seen him shopping at Fiveways.

He may well do, and his wife is one of our councillors. What I meant was I'd never seen him in his 'official' MP role.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Maybe, but they don't. I've written to the idiot I have as an MP about the statistical bias he introduced to these clumsy questionnaires he once shoved through my letter box. Not got a response yet. He's probably too busy being the first MP to wear an Iron Maiden t-shirt in the commons or whatever nonsense he was trying to do, or maybe too busy recommending a Hove Tandorri as the best Hove curry house to parliament (when everyone in Hove knows it's The Ganges) or maybe too busy campaigning to have Brighton dropped from the Portslade postal address. These are the real issues afterall. Or maybe just way too busy being a dirty whore monger?

To be fair to him he responded to my email about the up and coming clamping ban and Private Parking Companies. He even got someone in the Department of Transport to respond to my questions as well.

Lucas came over on QT as some mad quack. To seriously suggest that alternative energy sources are mature enough to produce a majority of our energy needs and that it would be cheaper is utter madness.

 

[hart's shirt]

Tiddles doesn't see her because he won't leave his bunker. He prefers to shoot his mouth off from his command post high on a hill

The lonely goatherd's not pleased either.

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

I think everyone's missing the key point here.

Although she drinks from the furry cup, would you smash it?

 

[The Brighton Bear]

I think everyone's missing the key point here.

Although she drinks from the furry cup, would you smash it?

 

[Silent Bob]

I think everyone's missing the key point here.

Although she drinks from the furry cup, would you smash it?

Isn't she married with kids?

Also, no.